In this entry, we find ourselves having to complete a trade sequence in order to get some things done and move along with the story.
Since Dick Ryder is now at Pier 69, he is no longer at The Leisure Suite. Head back to where Dick was standing, and you'll see a bunch of dildos. Click on the dildos, and you'll find one made out of old cheese. Bea tells you to go ahead and take it. While you're here, take the second hand sign; you'll need it for later.
For now, head back to Hell's Pawn and tell him you found the guitar thief. Cébé will tell you that anyone would show up and say they did, and until the thief tells him themselves. Now you'll have to get Stix away from the slot machine more than ever.
To the right of the entrance to Hell's Pawn, there is a rat. If you use the cheese flavored dildo on the at, it will approach and sniff, then go back. Combine the dildo with the condom you found in Erin's room, and you'll put the dildo in the condom. This still won't be enough to let you catch the rat. This is where the cardboard roll Becky gave you comes into play. Combine that with the dildo condom, and the rat will safely be able to slip in and get the dildo. You'll then get a message saying "We highly recommend to refund the game at this point." When the game acts if you want a refund, select "Refund!" The game will then say that the developers were too lazy to implement this feature, and you'll get an achievement instead ("I tried to refund the game and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"). When you're done, take the drain pipe to your right. You'll need that for Lefty's Brew-O-Matic later.
Head back to the slot machine at the funfair and use the quarter on the maintenance hatch to open it. From there, throw the capture rat in there so it can eat away at the wires. This will cause the slot machine to stop working. Talk to Stix, and tell him that Cébé does not believe that the guitar is stolen property and that he will have to tell Cébé. Stix is afraid that Cébé will tear him apart, and that he needs a drink before he can face him.
Head to Lefty's Bar and ask Lefty for the strongest drink he has. Lefty will tell you that Virgin Cocktails are the only thing left due to the Brew-O-Matic being down, then hands you one. Go to the Gym at the New Lost Wages strip, then open the first aid box to find a box of disinfectional wipes. Take the wipes, then combine them with the virgin cocktail. Head back to the funfair and give the cocktail to Stix, who will drink the cocktail and tell you that he will meet you at Hell's Pawn.
At Hell's Pawn, Cébé will tell you that Stix has told him everything, then tells you that he is a huge Queef fan and that he only wanted the guitar to practice the solo on Queef's "Boohymian Rapturedy." He lets you have the guitar, but on the condition that he gets his investment back. He asks for something that has to do with Queef in exchange for the guitar. If you talk to Stix, he will tell you that he is heading back to the Salon du Lezard. This is where you need to head next, anyway.
Behind the couch at the Salon du Lezard is the Shroud of Urine, which is the sheet Freddy Quicksilver was buried in and contains an imprint of his face. (I wasn't aware of this at the time, but it is a reference to the Shroud of Turin, a length of linen cloth bearing the negative image of a man that some people believe is Jesus on what said people believe is Jesus' burial shroud.) You'll find out from Atticus and Everett that the Shroud can only be traded for a Poolaroid, the vintage camera from Prune that was made in very limited quality. These are available at Prune Headquarters.
When you head to Prune Headquarters and try to get one, however, you won't be allowed to take one. Ask Kyle and Finley about the Poolaroids, and you'll find out that they are not only very expensive, but you'll have to do something for them: get them the Sleaze Wars Slave Princess figurine with the removable gold bikini. This is available at the pawn shop at the funfair, but you don't have a thousand dollars. What do you do?
Head back to the funfair, go to the pawn shop and use the single dart you have left on the Sleaze Wars figurine. You'll pop the air out of the packaging, and Waltraud will notice the puncture (but not what you're doing). She will drop the price all the way down to one dollar. Go ahead and buy the figurine for the dollar. Now you can complete the trade sequence. Head back to Prune Headquarters and give the figurine to Kyle and Finley in exchange for the Poolaroid, then head back to Salon du Lezard and give the Poolaroid to Atticus and Everett. Exchange it for the Shroud of Urine, then take the Shroud. Head back to Hell's Pawn and hand the Shroud of Urine to Cébé. Cébé will be impressed and let you have the guitar. Take the guitar. You still won't be able to enter the club yet, though. If you do try to go in, however, you'll need a certain amount of Timber points to go in. Once you've gotten Timber points from Lemma, Dick and Erin, you'll be able to go in.
From here, hand the guitar to Lemma back at the Salon du Lezard. Since you've put up all the posters, all that's left is the concert itself...almost. You'll need one more thing: artificial smoke. You'll need the E-Peace Pipe from Smokey Bear at the funfair, and if you haven't gotten it yet, go ahead and do it now. Give the E-Peace Pipe to Lemma, then you'll get the Instacrap cutscene of the concert. After that, you'll get points on your Timber score, then Lemma will ask you to join her at Hell's Pawn. You'll also get an achievement ("Lemma").
You'll then get a cutscene at Prune Headquarters. BJ and Faith try to figure out how the PiPhone prototype ended up in Lefty's Bar. You'll then get new suggestions on Timber.
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