The PrinceWatercress Blog: October 2023

Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 32 of 53

...and Episode Three comes to a close. Stay tuned for Episode Four!

In Limozeen: Hot Babelian Odyssey, you'll be shooting down enemies while saving hot alien babes with your tractor beam. Up and Down move, Right fires, Left shoots out a bomb that destroys all the bad stuff on the screen, and Ctrl shoots out the tractor beam.

Shoot down the Nebulons, use the tractor beam when directly above someone you can rescue to save them, take out Mitch Overlord's blimp before it takes you down, and make sure the Nebulons don't carry the hot babes off. You'll start out having to save three babes in the first level, but as you go through the game and reach higher levels, you'll have to rescue more people to get to the next level. The most you have to rescue in any level is twenty. You'll also get faster and faster, too, so pay attention to what you're doing.

If you can reach 45,000 points, you'll get an in-game achievement for it. Shooting down enemies and rescuing hot alien babes will get you points, but if enemies carry anyone off, you'll lose 200 points for every time that happens.

The green things that spin around are mines shaped like Gibson Flying V guitars. You can shoot them down, but they award no points. It is best to avoid them if you can.

When you get everything in the episode, you'll get the Limozeen Shirt.

OUTFITS:

- Sloshy Shirt: Use mic in downstairs laundry room.

- Leopard Print Pants: Examine couch in downstairs TV room.

- Head Band: Use mic near brick wall to the right of Bubs.

- Hollywood Boulevard Boots: Use the Black Metal Detector near the picket fence.

NEW! Limozeen Shirt: Automatically given to you when you get 100%

STRONG BAD ABUSE:

- Examine the microwave in the kitchen.

- Examine the Lappy Plug in Strong Bad's computer room.

- Use the fake sword on Marzipan.

- Use the bleach on the pond at the Two-o-Duo stage.

- Talk to Strong Sad at the Pomstar stage.

LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES:

- Larry Shot Glass: Examine Luxa-Lounger.

- Perry Shot Glass: Use mic near Strong Bad's mailbox.

- Gary Shot Glass: Use the Black Metal Detector next to Marzipan's Zen Garden.

- Mary Shot Glass: Examine the dead fish at the Two-O-Duo stage after using the bleach on the lake.

LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES:

- Cover: Use the Ordinary Light Switch in Strong Bad's computer room.

- Dedication Page: Use the Black Metal Detector in front of the Two-o-Duo Stage.

- Lyrics Sheet: Use the Mic in front of the Cool Tapes stage.

- Back Cover: Use "Doin' The Wigglie" on the turntable at Club TC. (Extended Play)

RARE BAND POSTERS:

- Two-o-Duo: Use the Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs' Concession Stand.

- Cool Tapes: Check the first locker on the left in the Locker Room.

- Pom Pom: Use the microphone at Club Technochocolate.

- DOI: Use the Black Metal Detector in front of the DOI stage.

EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION:

- Talk to Strong Sad about bats twice.

- Talk to Bubs about the Fun Machine.

- Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice (before he leaves Locker Room).

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Strong Bad.

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Coach Z.

- Talk to Coach Z about Poetry at Marzipan's House.

- Talk to Limozeen about Two-o-Duo at the Two-o-Duo stage.

- Talk to Coach Z at Pomstar (after breaking up Two-O-Duo and before sabotaging Pomstar).

- Talk to the Whale at the Pomstar stage twice.

- Give both of the photos (whale and pond) to Marzipan and take the coloring book, then turn hints up to high and walk around the Two-O-Duo Stage (before coloring the coloring book and before playing the Teen Girl Squad ).

MUSICAL MOMENTS:

- Offer The Cheat an entry form.

- Offer The Cheat an entry form twice.

- Offer Strong Mad an entry form.

- Talk to Coach Z about the Boom Box at Marzipan's House.

- Talk to Strong Sad at Strong Badia. (Extended Play)

- Use "Doin' The Wigglie" on the turntable at Club Technochocolate twice. (Extended Play)

- Use "Slide To The Right Y'all Bridesmaids" on the turntable at Club Technochocolate. (Extended Play)

NEW! Score 45,000 points or more on Limozeeen: Hot Babelian Odyssey. (Extended Play)

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 31 of 53

With every other band in the battle floundering, Strong Bad wins his own contest and fixes his Fun Machine. We only have a few things left to do now...

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Once you click on the lobster, Strong Bad will take it and warn the viewers not to put a lobster down the back of their pants before putting it down the back of his pants. Use the lobster on the speaker cable, and Strong Bad will try to cut the cable with the lobster's claws only for it to not work. The King of Town will then notice the lobster before swatting at the lobster with his guitar, cutting the cable and causing a speaker above the stage to fall down. People will cheer at The King of Town swings at the lobster.

Grab the lobster bucket, then go to the left and click on the ladder to climb up to the rafters. From here, go all the way to the right and click on the lever on the pulley. This is supposed to reveal something, but thanks to the fog and the bats, this misfires. From here, use the lobster bucket on the fog machine to pour the butter inside. This will bleach the bats with butter, and The King of Town will eat one them in a weird Ozzy Osbourne reference gone mad. This causes DOI to win the Battle of the Bands. As for what was behind the curtains when you pulled the lever on the pulley? A cardboard drawing of Strong Bad with "DOI" above it. Everyone then leaves while carrying off The King of Town, and Strong Bad stands on the stage alone.

From here, the game shifts to Strong Bad's house. Strong Bad returns to his room with the Fun Machine, but when he turns it on, it is still broken. Strong Sad shows up and finds out that there is just a crusty wad of jalapeno cheese spray suck in the Limozeen cartridge. Strong Bad then eats the dried cheese spray, then plays the game with Strong Sad watching from behind as the credits roll. The game then reveals what the next episode is about: the gang filming a new Dangeresque movie!

After that, you're in Extended Play, which will allow you to do some extra things.

Head back to Strong Badia and talk to Strong Sad. Strong Sad will mention that he has come up with a band called "Security," and you'll get a musical moment.

Go to Club Technochocolate and use "Doin' The Wigglie" on the turntable. You'll get the back cover for the Limozeen Hot Babelien Odyssey game manual. Do it again, and you'll get another musical moment where Strong Bad dances around. Finally, use "Slide To The Right Y'all Bridesmaids" on the turntable to get another musical moment.

Finally, go back to Strong Bad's house and play the Fun Machine. There's only one thing left to do.

OUTFITS:

- Sloshy Shirt: Use mic in downstairs laundry room.

- Leopard Print Pants: Examine couch in downstairs TV room.

- Head Band: Use mic near brick wall to the right of Bubs.

- Hollywood Boulevard Boots: Use the Black Metal Detector near the picket fence.

STRONG BAD ABUSE:

- Examine the microwave in the kitchen.

- Examine the Lappy Plug in Strong Bad's computer room.

- Use the fake sword on Marzipan.

- Use the bleach on the pond at the Two-o-Duo stage.

- Talk to Strong Sad at the Pomstar stage.

LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES:

- Larry Shot Glass: Examine Luxa-Lounger.

- Perry Shot Glass: Use mic near Strong Bad's mailbox.

- Gary Shot Glass: Use the Black Metal Detector next to Marzipan's Zen Garden.

- Mary Shot Glass: Examine the dead fish at the Two-O-Duo stage after using the bleach on the lake.

LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES:

- Cover: Use the Ordinary Light Switch in Strong Bad's computer room.

- Dedication Page: Use the Black Metal Detector in front of the Two-o-Duo Stage.

- Lyrics Sheet: Use the Mic in front of the Cool Tapes stage.

NEW! Back Cover: Use "Doin' The Wigglie" on the turntable at Club Technochocolate. (Extended Play)

RARE BAND POSTERS:

- Two-o-Duo: Use the Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs' Concession Stand.

- Cool Tapes: Check the first locker on the left in the Locker Room.

- Pom Pom: Use the microphone at Club Technochocolate.

- DOI: Use the Black Metal Detector in front of the DOI stage.

EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION:

- Talk to Strong Sad about bats twice.

- Talk to Bubs about the Fun Machine.

- Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice (before he leaves Locker Room).

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Strong Bad.

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Coach Z.

- Talk to Coach Z about Poetry at Marzipan's House.

- Talk to Limozeen about Two-o-Duo at the Two-o-Duo stage.

- Talk to Coach Z at Pomstar (after breaking up Two-O-Duo and before sabotaging Pomstar).

- Talk to the Whale at the Pomstar stage twice.

MUSICAL MOMENTS:

- Offer The Cheat an entry form.

- Offer The Cheat an entry form twice.

- Offer Strong Mad an entry form.

- Talk to Coach Z about the Boom Box at Marzipan's House.

NEW! Talk to Strong Sad at Strong Badia. (Extended Play)

NEW! Use "Doin' The Wigglie" on the turntable at Club Technochocolate twice. (Extended Play)

NEW! Use "Slide To The Right Y'all Bridesmaids" on the turntable at Club Technochocolate. (Extended Play)

PrinceWatercress plays Word Rescue - Part 9 of 14

Well, this video didn't take long. Of course, the game just HAD to throw a curveball right at the end of the second part, didn't it?

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Level 20 - Flash Flood

Be careful as you make your way down on the Hard difficulty, as you'll never know when you'll have to deal with any Gruzzles. The only pit in this area will be at the bottom of the waterfall.

With that, that's Part Two finished! Stay tuned for Part Three!

Monday, October 30, 2023

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 30 of 53

This battle of the bands is about to come to an end...

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Make sure you've given both of the photos to Marzipan and gotten the coloring book. Also, don't color in the coloring book or play the Teen Girl Squad mini-game yet. At the Two-o-Duo stage, go to settings and set the "Give Hints" setting to "High!" From here, keep moving around until Strong Bad says "If only the Teen Girl Squad were here." You'll get the last thing for "Expressions of Affection."

From here, go to Strong Bad's house and enter Strong Bad's room. Click on the drawing table, and you'll find out all the notebook paper is gone. Use the coloring book on the drawing table, and you'll get a Teen Girl Squad-Limozeen crossover.

Go to the Pom-Star stage and give the Limozeen coloring book to Marzipan. Marzipan will ball up the coloring book for women being exploited in the media, and she will finally turn on Limozeen. After a song, everyone will turn on Limozeen, and DOI is moments away from first in the Battle of the Bands. In order to seal the deal, DOI has to perform, which they do.

On the DOI stage, grab the helmet on the coat rack on the left, then use the kaiser helmet on Homsar. Click on Homsar, and you can them move him around the pole and make some sort of noises with it like some sort of theremin. Eventually, the spiky point from Homsar's helmet will hit the power box above and electrocute himself, turning off the fan in the process and causing the bleached bats to fly towards the stage and fly around in the steam.

From here, click on The King of Town. He will accidentally knock the lobster out of the tub of butter as he plays the guitar. Click on the lobster.

OUTFITS:

- Sloshy Shirt: Use mic in downstairs laundry room.

- Leopard Print Pants: Examine couch in downstairs TV room.

- Head Band: Use mic near brick wall to the right of Bubs.

- Hollywood Boulevard Boots: Use the Black Metal Detector near the picket fence.

STRONG BAD ABUSE:

- Examine the microwave in the kitchen.

- Examine the Lappy Plug in Strong Bad's computer room.

- Use the fake sword on Marzipan.

- Use the bleach on the pond at the Two-o-Duo stage.

- Talk to Strong Sad at the Pomstar stage.

LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES:

- Larry Shot Glass: Examine Luxa-Lounger.

- Perry Shot Glass: Use mic near Strong Bad's mailbox.

- Gary Shot Glass: Use the Black Metal Detector next to Marzipan's Zen Garden.

- Mary Shot Glass: Examine the dead fish at the Two-O-Duo stage after using the bleach on the lake.

LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES:

- Cover: Use the Ordinary Light Switch in Strong Bad's computer room.

- Dedication Page: Use the Black Metal Detector in front of the Two-o-Duo Stage.

- Lyrics Sheet: Use the Mic in front of the Cool Tapes stage.

RARE BAND POSTERS:

- Two-o-Duo: Use the Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs' Concession Stand.

- Cool Tapes: Check the first locker on the left in the Locker Room.

- Pom Pom: Use the microphone at Club TC.

- DOI: Use the Black Metal Detector in front of the DOI stage.

EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION:

- Talk to Strong Sad about bats twice.

- Talk to Bubs about the Fun Machine.

- Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice (before he leaves Locker Room).

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Strong Bad.

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Coach Z.

- Talk to Coach Z about Poetry at Marzipan's House.

- Talk to Limozeen about Two-o-Duo at the Two-o-Duo stage.

- Talk to Coach Z at Pomstar (after breaking up Two-O-Duo and before sabotaging Pomstar).

- Talk to the Whale at the Pomstar stage twice.

NEW! Give both of the photos (whale and pond) to Marzipan and take the coloring book, then turn hints up to high and walk around the Two-O-Duo Stage (before coloring the coloring book and before playing the Teen Girl Squad ).

MUSICAL MOMENTS:

- Offer The Cheat an entry form.

- Offer The Cheat an entry form twice.

- Offer Strong Mad an entry form.

- Talk to Coach Z about the Boom Box at Marzipan's House.

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 29 of 53

Two-O-Duo breaking up live on stage is probably one of the funniest things this whole episode.

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If you examine the dead fish after pouring the bleach into the pond, you'll get the Mary Shot Glass and complete the shot glass collection.

Use the instant camera on the Limozeen stand to frame Limozeen for pouring bleach into the pond. You'll need this for later.

From here, head to the Two-O-Duo stage and click on the box of records. Strong Bad will see what is inside. Replace "Slide To The Right" with the "3 O'Clock Twist," replace "Doin' The Wiggle" with "Hugo Left Me..." After that, arrange the songs so that one of the "Left" songs is first, then "The 3 O'Clock Twist", then the other "Left" song, and finally "Roll Wit' 'Da Punches". Coach Z will keep punching Bubs in the face, and you'll break up Two-O-Duo after Bubs says he will never work with Coach Z again and Coach Z tries horribly to salvage what's left.

From here, head to the PomStar stage. You'll notice that Homestar is wearing headphones as he is singing, and Strong Bad will think something is fishy.

If you talk to Strong Sad here, he will hit you with a tazer.

Talk to Coach Z as soon as you get here. Coach Z will say that Bubs will be back, as he both loves and hates him like a brother.

Talk to The Whale twice. This will annoy the all of two people in the crowd. From here, use the hanger antenna on The Whale. This will cause sparks to come out of the whale. Click on the antenna so that it is pointing left towards Strong Bad, then click on The Whale. Click on the antenna again, click on The Whale to get him to say something and Homestar to repeat it. Everyone will start booing Homestar, and PomStar will be sabotaged.

Head to the Cool Tapes stage. It's time to sabotage. Head to the left and click on the billy club, and Strong Sad will somehow allow you to take it after saying he prefers to keep the peace through rational discourse...and a tazer, which he hits you with. Strong Bad then hits Strong Sad with the billy club.

Head back to the PomStar stage. Use the billy club on the Limozeen stand to whack the webcam before handing it to the stand. Use the instant camera on the Limozeen stand to make it look like Limozeen is attacking the whale. Hand both of the photos you have of the Limozeen to Marzipan to get her angry.

If you use the mic in front of the Cool Tapes stage, you'll reveal a box containing the Lyrics Sheet from the Limozeen game manual.

From here, head to the Two-o-Duo stage.

OUTFITS:

- Sloshy Shirt: Use mic in downstairs laundry room.

- Leopard Print Pants: Examine couch in downstairs TV room.

- Head Band: Use mic near brick wall to the right of Bubs.

- Hollywood Boulevard Boots: Use the Black Metal Detector near the picket fence.

STRONG BAD ABUSE:

- Examine the microwave in the kitchen.

- Examine the Lappy Plug in Strong Bad's computer room.

- Use the fake sword on Marzipan.

- Use the bleach on the pond at the Two-o-Duo stage.

NEW! Talk to Strong Sad at the Pomstar stage.

LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES:

- Larry Shot Glass: Examine Luxa-Lounger.

- Perry Shot Glass: Use mic near Strong Bad's mailbox.

- Gary Shot Glass: Use the Black Metal Detector next to Marzipan's Zen Garden.

NEW! Mary Shot Glass: Examine the dead fish at the Two-O-Duo stage after using the bleach on the lake.

LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES:

- Cover: Use the Ordinary Light Switch in Strong Bad's computer room.

- Dedication Page: Use the Black Metal Detector in front of the Two-o-Duo Stage.

NEW! Lyrics Sheet: Use the Mic in front of the Cool Tapes stage.

RARE BAND POSTERS:

- Two-o-Duo: Use the Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs' Concession Stand.

- Cool Tapes: Check the first locker on the left in the Locker Room.

- Pom Pom: Use the microphone at Club TC.

- DOI: Use the Black Metal Detector in front of the DOI stage.

EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION:

- Talk to Strong Sad about bats twice.

- Talk to Bubs about the Fun Machine.

- Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice (before he leaves Locker Room).

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Strong Bad.

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Coach Z.

- Talk to Coach Z about Poetry at Marzipan's House.

- Talk to Limozeen about Two-o-Duo at the Two-o-Duo stage.

NEW! Talk to Coach Z at Pomstar (after breaking up Two-O-Duo and before sabotaging Pomstar).

NEW! Talk to the Whale at the Pomstar stage twice.

MUSICAL MOMENTS:

- Offer The Cheat an entry form.

- Offer The Cheat an entry form twice.

- Offer Strong Mad an entry form.

- Talk to Coach Z about the Boom Box at Marzipan's House.

PrinceWatercress plays Word Rescue - Part 8 of 14

We're close to the end of Part 2, but the second to last level is really, really bad on Hard due to the placement of the Gruzzles and the secret word levels.

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Level 15 - The Tree Houses

Well, at least this level is a little bit easier compared to the last one that we were in. It's also more linear, too. If you're playing on the hard difficulty, watch for Gruzzles as you jump among the clouds, as you'll definitely find some at the top of the level.

Level 16 - The Waterfalls

Watch our where the danger signs are, as there are plenty of places to fall down at on the bottom. Also, don't even bother going past the long waterfall all the way to the right, as there is nothing there. On Hard, most of the Gruzzles will show up at the top of the mountain.

Level 17 - Table Rock Desert

Amazingly, there are no Gruzzles waiting to drop down from the top of the screen in this level, so getting through here is pretty easy as long as you're careful at the waterfall. The next level is even worse, though.

Level 18 - Hole-in-the-Wall

This one is a bit of a maze, but it's a fun level. Once you get rid of the Gruzzles, it's easier to get through this place.

Level 19 - New Mexico Pueblo

You'd better show up here with a full bucket of slime if you're playing on the hard difficulty, or else the Gruzzles will really overwhelm you. It's a fun looking level, but the placement of the Gruzzles - and the secret word letters - was absolutely frustrating and I played this for minutes on end before quitting to DOS and coming back just to refill the slime bucket. It was embarrassing, to say the least.

Sunday, October 29, 2023

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 28 of 53

Strong Bad making his own band for his own Battle of the Bands so he can win his own contest and get his own prize money to fix the Fun Machine is probably the most Strong Bad thing that Strong Bad has done so far in the game.

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From here, use the entry form on Pom-Pom. Pom-Pom and Homestar will sign on for the battle of the bands, but they will send Bubs a check.

Head to Bubs' Concession Stand and head right to talk to Bubs. Tell him about each band you've signed up, including Two-o-Duo. You'll find out that Two-o-Duo is ready for a comeback, and that the show is ready to go. You'll also find out that you've made one-half of a large sack of cash, even though you need a whole one. Rather than get paid by Bubs to rub his feet, Strong Bad comes up with the idea of creating his own band, winning his own contest and using his own prize money to repair the Fun Machine. Unfortunately, all who is left to join the band is Homsar and The King of Town.

From there, Strong Bad is rehearsing the band. From here, you'll be able to choose from five words each from Strong Bad, The King of Town and Homsar. Strong Bad's words will all start with a D, The King's word will all start with an O, and Homstar's will all start with an I. From this point on, Strong Bad's band will be known as "DOI."

Unfortunately, DOI cannot play to save their lives, and Strong Bad has to sabotage the other bands to win the battle of the bands...something that Strong Bad is good at. From here, you'll unlock all of the stages to put on the map.

Use the Black Metal Detector in front of the DOI stage to find an unofficial DOI poster, which Strong Bad approves of.

Near the speakers that make up Limozeen (who apparently can't actually be here for some reason or another) is a Limozeen coloring book.

Head back to Strong Bad's house and head left to find a record collection. Click on it, and Strong Bad will take it. From here, head to Two-o-Duo's stage. Much to Strong Bad's chagrin, even the Two-o Duo is doing better than DOI.

If you use the Black Metal Detector in front of the Two-o Duo, you'll find the dedication page of the manual for the Limozeen game.

If you use the bleach on the nearby pond, Strong Bad will second guess himself, and you'll get a visual of Marzipan hitting Strong Bad in the head with her guitar after throwing a gum wrapper in the pond one time.

If you talk to the Limozeen stand, you'll find out that this stand is standing in for Limozeen themselves. If you ask why the fans like Two-o Duo, you will find out it is because of their dance moves, and that all great bands know how to move on stage.

If you use the bleach on the Limozeen stand here, you can then pour bleach into the pond without getting in trouble. Of course, this will kill the fish.

OUTFITS:

- Sloshy Shirt: Use mic in downstairs laundry room.

- Leopard Print Pants: Examine couch in downstairs TV room.

- Head Band: Use mic near brick wall to the right of Bubs.

- Hollywood Boulevard Boots: Use the Black Metal Detector near the picket fence.

STRONG BAD ABUSE:

- Examine the microwave in the kitchen.

- Examine the Lappy Plug in Strong Bad's computer room.

- Use the fake sword on Marzipan.

NEW! Use the bleach on the pond at the Two-o-Duo stage.

LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES:

- Larry Shot Glass: Examine Luxa-Lounger.

- Perry Shot Glass: Use mic near Strong Bad's mailbox.

- Gary Shot Glass: Use the Black Metal Detector next to Marzipan's Zen Garden.

LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES:

- Cover: Use the Ordinary Light Switch in Strong Bad's computer room.

NEW! Dedication Page: Use the Black Metal Detector in front of the Two-o-Duo Stage.

RARE BAND POSTERS:

- Two-o-Duo: Use the Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs' Concession Stand.

- Cool Tapes: Check the first locker on the left in the Locker Room.

- Pom Pom: Use the microphone at Club TC.

NEW! DOI: Use the Black Metal Detector in front of the DOI stage.

EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION:

- Talk to Strong Sad about bats twice.

- Talk to Bubs about the Fun Machine.

- Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice (before he leaves Locker Room).

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Strong Bad.

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Coach Z.

- Talk to Coach Z about Poetry at Marzipan's House.

NEW! Talk to Limozeen about Two-o-Duo at the Two-o-Duo stage.

MUSICAL MOMENTS:

- Offer The Cheat an entry form.

- Offer The Cheat an entry form twice.

- Offer Strong Mad an entry form.

- Talk to Coach Z about the Boom Box at Marzipan's House.

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 27 of 53

In this entry, we try to get Two-o-Duo to reunite, we get Cool Tapes in the battle, and we help make Homestar a star.

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By putting the bat hutch in the washer and then using the bleach on the washer afterwards, then clicking on the washer, you'll turn the bat hutch - and the bats - white. (Please don't do this in real life.)

Head back to Marzipan's house and use the bleached bats on the cage. Marzipan will let out an Albino Vegan Bat named Pazquel and join them...after closing the door behind him. Marzipan will also have a change of heart and not do the benefit concert that was already in her plans, as she did not trust the person behind the benefit concert. Use the entry forms on Marzipan, and Cool Tapes will join after Strong Bad says Limozeen will be on their best behavior. Marzipan will fill out the form, then tell Strong Bad that the fee for Bubs will be in the mail.

Head to The Stick! Use the toilet paper on The Stick to wrap the toilet paper around it and vandalize it. When Bubs shows up, Strong Bad will tell him that Coach Z did it, with the logo on the toilet paper to prove it. Bubs will mention that Coach Z hasn't done that since Halloween of 1983.

Head to the concession stand and click on the diamond-plated record. This will trigger the Bubtronic Security Robot. Click on the red alarm above the robot, and Strong Bad will rip the red light off and deactivate it.

From here, head to The Track and enter the office by clicking on the door. Strong Bad will activate the alarm there, then Bubs will show up and find the homing beacon - and the alarm - and realize that Coach Z still has "the flava." All the while, Strong Bad will hide, and realize that his chances of Two-o Duo will reunite have improved.

Head to Club T-C. Use the aerosol choose on the slow cooker to pour it in and make a cheese fondue. From there, head right and grab the record. You'll find one of Pom-Pom's instrumental piano albums. Finally, use the mic in Club T-C near Homestar to find a box containing a Pom-Pom poster.

Use the Food Related Love album that you just got on the turntable to get a musical moment from Homestar. From here, you have to click on something to get the right lyrics. For the first part, click on the buffalo wings (on the lower-right). For the second part, click on the bottle of merlot (on the upper-left). For the third part, click on the escargot (on the lower-left). For the fourth part, click on the slow cooker with the fondue in it. Pom-Pom will decide to make Homestar a star.

OUTFITS:

- Sloshy Shirt: Use mic in downstairs laundry room.

- Leopard Print Pants: Examine couch in downstairs TV room.

- Head Band: Use mic near brick wall to the right of Bubs.

- Hollywood Boulevard Boots: Use the Black Metal Detector near the picket fence.

STRONG BAD ABUSE:

- Examine the microwave in the kitchen.

- Examine the Lappy Plug in Strong Bad's computer room.

- Use the fake sword on Marzipan.

LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES:

- Larry Shot Glass: Examine Luxa-Lounger.

- Perry Shot Glass: Use mic near Strong Bad's mailbox.

- Gary Shot Glass: Use the Black Metal Detector next to Marzipan's Zen Garden.

LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES:

- Cover: Use the Ordinary Light Switch in Strong Bad's computer room.

RARE BAND POSTERS:

- Two-o-Duo: Use the Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs' Concession Stand.

- Cool Tapes: Check the first locker on the left in the Locker Room.

NEW! Pom Pom: Use the microphone at Club TC.

EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION:

- Talk to Strong Sad about bats twice.

- Talk to Bubs about the Fun Machine.

- Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice (before he leaves Locker Room).

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Strong Bad.

- Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Coach Z.

- Talk to Coach Z about Poetry at Marzipan's House.

MUSICAL MOMENTS:

- Offer The Cheat an entry form.

- Offer The Cheat an entry form twice.

- Offer Strong Mad an entry form.

- Talk to Coach Z about the Boom Box at Marzipan's House.

PrinceWatercress plays Word Rescue - Part 7 of 14

We're not at the end of Part Two just yet, but we're getting pretty close.

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Level 11 - The Slime Factory

Amazingly, the mostly slime tank itself does not kill you, but the fully purple ones do.

Be careful where you are going, as Gruzzles can definitely drop down from above here.

Level 12 - Cooking in the Slime Factory

Once again, you're going to be in a bit of a maze, so keep an eye out for Gruzzles as you explore each level of this area. Also, watch out for the slime droplet in the upper-left corner.

Level 13 - The Forest House

This level has a couple of tall trees, and you'll need to carefully explore them all in order to find all the pictures and secret word letters as well as some slime and the Gruzzles.

Level 14 - The Hill Houses

If you're playing on the hard difficulty, you will need to be very careful where you go, as the Gruzzles here will be absolutely relentless and the game expects you to have a lot of slime to take care of them all, and jumping off a slope that is going down is impossible. You can climb up and down the hills, but so can the Gruzzles.

Saturday, October 28, 2023

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 26 of 53

In this episode, we find out that Coach Z has a thing for Marzipan.

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Put The Track on the locker room, then head there. Click on the wire hanger in the shower to take it, then talk to Coach Z. Talk to him about Marzipan, and Coach Z will more or less imply that he is into her. Ask about Marzipan again, and Coach Z says he is afraid she will reject him and wishes she would give him a sign when Strong Bad asks him why he can't just tell Marzipan how he feels.

If you click on the first locker in the set of lockers, you'll get a Cool Tapes poster.

Head to Marzipan's house and look at the glamour shots near the front door to take one. From there, offer The Cheat an entry form, and Marzipan will mention that the last time The Cheat signed something, they had to do some promotional thing with Marshie the Marshmallow, and tells you to run it by her first. If you offer The Cheat an entry form again, Marzipan will sing at Strong Bad. If you offer Strong Mad an entry form, Marzipan will sing at Strong Bad again.

If you give the glamour shot to Marzipan, you can get her to sign. Get her to make it out to Strong Bad himself and you can het a nice joke out of it. You can take another glamour shot if you want and get her to sign it as well, and if you do that, ask Marzipan to sign it for Coach Z. Marzipan will mention Coach Z sending some creepy fan mail lately, then sign it for Coach Z reluctantly.

Go back to The Track and hand the glamour shot meant for Coach Z to Coach Z. Coach Z takes this as a sign that Marzipan likes him back and says this constituate a legal marriage in some shady countries before leaving. From here, take some toilet paper from the bench, then check the second locker for a bottle of bleach you'll want to take.

Head back to Marzipan's house. You'll find Coach Z, who asks what he should do next. Click on the boom box to tell Coach Z to hold one over his head for a few days only to find out it did not go so well. Click on the poetry to convince Coach Z to try some poetry to bad results. From here, place the rock on the gravel near the toppled aquarium tank, then tell Coach Z to throw a pebble at her window like in the movies. Coach Z will throw the rock instead, and break the window. Marzipan will yell at Coach Z, and you'll find out that Marzipan has a restraining order before Bubs shows up and talks about old times before leaving. After that, Coach Z will leave.

Head back to Strong Bad's house. From here, use the bat hutch on the washer, then use the bleach bottle.

OUTFITS:

- Sloshy Shirt: Use mic in downstairs laundry room.

- Leopard Print Pants: Examine couch in downstairs TV room.

- Head Band: Use mic near brick wall to the right of Bubs.

- Hollywood Boulevard Boots: Use the Black Metal Detector near the picket fence.

STRONG BAD ABUSE:

- Examine the microwave in the kitchen.

- Examine the Lappy Plug in Strong Bad's computer room.

- Use the fake sword on Marzipan.

LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES:

- Larry Shot Glass: Examine Luxa-Lounger.

- Perry Shot Glass: Use mic near Strong Bad's mailbox.

- Gary Shot Glass: Use the Black Metal Detector next to Marzipan's Zen Garden.

LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES:

- Cover: Use the Ordinary Light Switch in Strong Bad's computer room.

RARE BAND POSTERS:

- Two-o-Duo: Use the Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs' Concession Stand.

NEW! Cool Tapes: Check the first locker on the left in the Locker Room.

EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION:

- Talk to Strong Sad about bats twice.

- Talk to Bubs about the Fun Machine.

NEW! Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice (before he leaves Locker Room).

NEW! Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Strong Bad.

NEW! Use Cool Tapes Photo on Marzipan and make out to Coach Z.

NEW! Talk to Coach Z about Poetry at Marzipan's House.

MUSICAL MOMENTS:

NEW! Offer The Cheat an entry form.

NEW! Offer The Cheat an entry form twice.

NEW! Offer Strong Mad an entry form.

NEW! Talk to Coach Z about the Boom Box at Marzipan's House.

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 25 of 53

In this entry, we try to create the coolest album cover ever and get some celebrity judges.

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At the top floor of Strong Bad's house, go left and get the camera and the bat hutch. Go left, enter the bathroom and take the fake sword. Go further left to talk to Strong Mad, then mention himself. Strong Mad will mention Cool Tapes and that Marzipan brings snacks. You'll then unlock Marzipan's house, which you can place on the map. From here, go to Marzipan's house.

At Marzipan's house, use the Black Metal Detector near the Zen garden to find the Gary Palaroncini shot glass. At the Zen garden, take the rock.

Enter Marzipan's house. You'll find Cool Tapes rehearsing. Use the fake sword on Marzipan, and Marzipan will smack Strong Bad with her guitar. If you use the fake sword on The Cheat, he'll do the album cover picture that Strong Bad will want Marzipan to do, which is holding a sword while wearing a bikini and standing on top of a flaming car.

Go back to Strong Bad's house. Go back to Strong Mad's room, open the closet and click on the Poodonkis to take it after a brief, hilarious description.

Go back to the car. The Cheat will be standing on top of it with the fake sword. Put the starfish light on the car to put it on the antenna, then use the Poodonkis on the car to put it at the front of the shot. Use the lighter on the oil spill around the car to create a fire around the car, then use the instant camera on the car to make a photo for an awesome album cover. The bats will show up and fly around The Cheat as Strong Bad takes the picture, and we get a nice over-exaggeration of the photo that shows what it all looks like in Strong Bad's head.

Head back to Strong Bad's house and put the photo in the mailbox to send it in as the contest entry. A few seconds later, Strong Bad is the winner of the album cover contest.

Head back to Bubs' Concession Stand and talk to Bubs. Mention Limozeen, and Bubs will mention that he will make millions off of hairspray and scarves before telling you that you've gotten your celebrity judges. It's now time to start signing some acts for the battle of the bands, and hands you some entry forms before telling you that entry fees from three bands will be enough to cover the cost of fixing the Fun Machine. Meanwhile, Bubs will start building some stages. Bubs will then tell you that Cool Tapes is over at Marzipan's house and that Pom-Pom is over at the club, then Strong Bad will mention the band that Bubs used to be in with Coach Z. Bubs calls Coach Z "a big green sellout" and walk off. You'll unlock the club and the track afterwards.

OUTFITS:

- Sloshy Shirt: Use mic in downstairs laundry room.

- Leopard Print Pants: Examine couch in downstairs TV room.

- Head Band: Use mic near brick wall to the right of Bubs.

- Hollywood Boulevard Boots: Use the Black Metal Detector near the picket fence.

STRONG BAD ABUSE:

- Examine the microwave in the kitchen.

- Examine the Lappy Plug in Strong Bad's computer room.

NEW! Use the fake sword on Marzipan.

LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES:

- Larry Shot Glass: Examine Luxa-Lounger.

- Perry Shot Glass: Use mic near Strong Bad's mailbox.

NEW! Gary Shot Glass: Use the Black Metal Detector next to Marzipan's Zen Garden.

LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES:

- Cover: Use the Ordinary Light Switch in Strong Bad's computer room.

RARE BAND POSTERS:

- Two-o-Duo: Use the Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs' Concession Stand.

EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION:

- Talk to Strong Sad about bats twice.

- Talk to Bubs about the Fun Machine.

PrinceWatercress plays Word Rescue - Part 6 of 14

In this video, we explore more of the caves before exploring another castle.

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Level 7 - The Platform Cave

There are a lot of platforms here, hence why this place is called The Platform Cave. Keep a good eye out for Gruzzles wherever you go if you're playing on the Hard difficulty, as they can pop up when you least expect him.

Level 8 - The Cave of Rubble

Once again, there will be a lot of places to jump, and - if you are playing on Hard - a lot of Gruzzles. Watch out for the slime droplets, too.

Level 9 - A Neighbor's Castle

This level is doable with less than a full level of slime if you know how to get around in this level.

Level 10 - The Tower Castle

You'll be going up and down a lot in this level, especially if you're looking for some slime for your bucket. At least the letters for the secret word are easy to get in order if you're not fooling around.

Friday, October 27, 2023

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 24 of 53

With no money to fix the Fun Machine with, Strong Bad comes up with a Battle of the Bands to come up with the funds.

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Talk to Bubs and mention the Fun Machine. He will fix it for "one big sack of cash," as it will require buying some parts, hiring some skilled labor, going back to night school and taking some tap lessons. (Don't ask about the last two.) Strong Bad wonders where he will get one big sack of cash, and Bubs proposes Strong Bad get a job as his Apprentice Grime Taster. Strong Bad says there has to be a more convoluted way, and comes up with a Battle Royal of the Bands where people can pay to listen to music and the funds will go to fixing the Fun Machine. Bubs, having experience in putting on concerts, offers to help him out, as he loves little side projects and is even knitting a winder vest with his feet (which is implied but not explicitly shown). Before Strong Bad can get any acts, however, he will need two things: security and celebrity judges, as no one will bother to come without celebrity judges involved and security will be need to monitor the cold ones stand, the mist tent and the port-o-potties. Bubs then hands a deluxe security jacket to Strong Bad, then asks him to get some poor sap to wear the jacket and find some celebrity judges so they can be in illegitimate business.

From here, the story really begins. Go to the right side of the concession stand and take the security sign, then run to the left and use the microphone near the brick wall. Another box will pop up, and examining it will reveal the Head Band for the photo booth. Go further left to the stick so you can put the stick on the map, then keep going left to find a "Eat at Bub's" sign. Click on it to pick up the star and put it in your inventory. You can also go further left and go up to the whale to make it part of the map, then go left even further to find the white picket fence. If you use the Black Metal Detector near the picket fence, you'll find the Hollywood Boulevard Boots for the photo booth.

Further left is the photo booth, and left from there is the hot car. Be sure to go up to both of them to make them part of the map, then go further left to get to Strong Badia. Be sure to go up to that as well so it is part of the map as well, then put the security sign on the fence and use the aerosol cheese on it. Strong Sad shows up playing the role of a snooty rock journalist looking for the next thing to be pretentious about, and focuses on "Security." If you talk to Strong Bad and mention the security jacket, then use the Devil option. Strong Bad will lie to him and tell him it is a tour jacket for the how new indie band named "Security" band in order to rope him into being concert security. Strong Sad will put the jacket on and show it off to everyone, then walk to Bubs' Concession Stand and finds out what is really going on, then gets made into a security guard, much to Strong Sad's reluctance.

OUTFITS:

- Sloshy Shirt: Use mic in downstairs laundry room.

- Leopard Print Pants: Examine couch in downstairs TV room.

NEW! Head Band: Use mic near brick wall to the right of Bubs.

NEW! Hollywood Boulevard Boots: Use the Black Metal Detector near the picket fence.

STRONG BAD ABUSE:

- Examine the microwave in the kitchen.

- Examine the Lappy Plug in Strong Bad's computer room.

LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES:

- Larry Shot Glass: Examine Luxa-Lounger.

- Perry Shot Glass: Use mic near Strong Bad's mailbox.

LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES:

- Cover: Use the Ordinary Light Switch in Strong Bad's computer room.

RARE BAND POSTERS:

- Two-o-Duo: Use the Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs' Concession Stand.

EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION:

- Talk to Strong Sad about bats twice.

NEW! Talk to Bubs about the Fun Machine.

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 23 of 53

It's time for Episode Three. At this point, the episodes start getting more interesting.

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Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands

At the start of Episode 3, Strong Bad plays Limozeen's Hot Babelian Odyssey on the Fun Machine. We finally have our Limozeen reference. Up and Down let you move, while Right fires and left shoots bombs. The CTRL key shoots out a tractor beam. As you play, however, the game will glitch up, and the Fun Machine will malfunction before bats fly into the room. Afterwards, Strong Bad realizes the Fun Machine is broken and that he will have to take it to Bubs to get it repaired. From here, you have control.

Get the Black Metal Detector before you do anything else. This time around, it comes with its own shovel detachment, allowing you to immediately dig up anything that you find at the start of the game.

You'll also have a microphone in your inventory, and you can use it in various places to get various things done. If you head to the basement and use the microphone there, a box will magically appear and you'll get the Sloshy Shirt for the photo booth as soon as you examine it.

If you examine the couch in the TV room to the east, you'll find the leopard print pants for the photo booth.

Back on the main floor, check the couch near the window, also known as the Luxo-Lounger. You'll find the Larry Palaroncini shot glass, the first of four Limozeen shot glasses in the episode.

Further to the right is the kitchen. If you examine it, Strong Bad will shock himself. (This is for a new achievement called "Strong Bad Abuse," and you'll need to do this to get credit for it.)

Further to the right still is the front door and the mailbox. If you go to the mailbox and use the microphone there, another box will pop up containing the Perry Palaroncini shot glass.

Back in Strong Bad's house, check the fridge and click on the aerosol cheese. Take it. You'll need this for later.

Upstairs and to the right is Strong Bad's computer room. Take the lighter; you'll need it later. Also, examine the plug. When you unplug it, Strong Bad will shock himself again. You can also examine the Ordinary Light Switch to turn the lights on and off to get the cover for the Limozeen's Hot Babelian Odyssey game.

Left of the computer room is Strong Sad. Talk to him about bats once, and he will mention "the Von Blaudbloods," a rich lineage of fruit bats that Strong Sad is raising from his bat hutch. If you talk about the bats again, you'll find out that the hutch is indoors because the bats love the delicate mixture of dank and damp in his room.

Further to the left of Strong Sad's room is the bathroom and Strong Mad's room. On the dresser is an album cover defaced by Strong Bad with a woman carrying a sword and a giant dinosaur.

Go to the map. Place Bubs' Concession Stand on the map wherever you want, then head there.

If you click on the contest entry form on the concession stand, Strong Bad will take it and read it. It seems that Limozeen need a new album cover and that they are holding a sweepstakes to see who can send a cool enough photo. Whoever gets their photo chosen gets to spend a whole day with the band, much to the delight of Strong Bad.

If you use the Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs' Concession Stand, you'll find the Two-o-Duo page of the Limozeen game manual.

OUTFITS:

NEW! Sloshy Shirt: Use mic in downstairs laundry room.

NEW! Leopard Print Pants: Examine couch in downstairs TV room.

STRONG BAD ABUSE:

NEW! Examine the microwave in the kitchen.

NEW! Examine the Lappy Plug in Strong Bad's computer room.

LIMOZEEN SHOT GLASSES:

NEW! Larry Shot Glass: Examine Luxa-Lounger.

NEW! Perry Shot Glass: Use mic near Strong Bad's mailbox.

LIMOZEEN MANUAL PAGES:

NEW! Cover: Use the Ordinary Light Switch in Strong Bad's computer room.

RARE BAND POSTERS:

NEW! Two-o-Duo: Use the Black Metal Detector on the right side of Bubs' Concession Stand.

EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION:

NEW! Talk to Strong Sad about bats twice.

PrinceWatercress plays Word Rescue - Part 5 of 14

Welcome to Part 2! This part is not shareware! It also has caves! And spiders!

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Part 2

Level 1 - You Enter The Cave

If you've beaten Part 1, your name will be remembered in Part 2. The same is with Part 3 if you beat Part 2.

Compared to past levels, this one simply loops around itself. You shouldn't have trouble going through this one at all.

Level 2 - The Maze Cave

Be ready to slime Gruzzles when you jump up from where you start if you're on Hard, as the Gruzzles will be in your way at the start. Be ready to slime a Gruzzle near the exit!

Also, this is a maze, but it's a simple one.

The music goes silent here. This will happen if you buy the game off Steam, but the music we're missing is music we've already heard before.

Level 3 - The Slime Cave

Be careful where you are going, as there are a few low ceilings in some spots and some Gruzzles will come down from above. At least the game goes back to being simple to play through at the start, but that's not going to last long.

Level 4 - Gruzzlebad Cavern

This area has a lower level and an upper level. Once again, you'll want to be careful as you advance towards the exit for any Gruzzles that might show up.

Level 5 - The Miner's Cave

There will be slime droplets in addition to the slime pits. Most of the pictures that you'll need to match up to the words will be at the top where you start with a few at the bottom.

Level 6 - The Mushroom Cave

This is another area where you can go around in a circle much like with Levels 1 and 5, but there will be a slime droplet in the center, so be careful around there.

Thursday, October 26, 2023

Strong Bad E-Mail - For Kids

This one was always one of my favorites.

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 22 of 53

Episode Two comes to a close.

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If you score over 2,000 points on the Algebros game, you'll get an in-game achievement for it.

If you beat Episode 2 with 100% completion, you'll get the Crossbones T-shirt.

OUTFITS:

- Eye Patch: Inside cereal box in kitchen

- Camo Pants: Inside dryer

- Strong Badia Shirt: Use Black Metal Detector just outside Strong Badia.

- King's Beard: Check the right side of King's fridge throne

- Crown: Unplug King's computer and check on top of it

- Beret: Move The Cheat to the open field in Maps & Minions.

- 'Lectric Boots: E-mail thepizz about 'Lectric Boots at the King's computer

NEW! Crossbones - Given to you when you complete the episode 100%.

CALLING STRONG SAD NAMES:

- Talk to Strong Sad (Before escaping)

- Talk to Strong Sad about fence twice (Before escaping)

- Examine Shower (Before escaping)

- Use Pillow on Strong Sad (Before using on statue)

- Use the Fake Sword on Strong Sad (Before taking over Bleak House)

- Talk to Strong Sad about Strong Badia (Before taking over Bleak House)

- Talk to Strong Sad about Strong Badia twice (Before taking over Bleak House)

- Talk to Strong Sad about Bleak House (Before taking it over)

- Talk to Strong Sad about Strong Badia (after usurping Bleak House)

- Use Fake Sword on Strong Sad at Homsar Reservation (before taking it over)

- Use Tuning Fork on Strong sad at Homsar (before throwing in hole)

- Talk to Strong Sad at Marzistar (before reinstating Homestarmy)

- Talk to Strong Sad at Bleak House (during Extended Play)

ALGEBROS MANUAL PAGES:

- Page 3: Under box near the fence.

- Cover: Check Strong Bad's mailbox.

- Page 2: Check Marzipan's mailbox.

- Page 4: Check under the box in Pompomerania.

FLAGS:

- Concessionstan Flag: Check bush near Concession-Stantinople.

- Strong Badia Flag: Check brick wall.

- Bleak House Flag: Check under box on Strong Sad's bed.

- Cheat and Tirerea Flag: Check Tire after giving medal to The Cheat.

- Homsar Reservation Flag: Check Mysterious Bush at Homsar Reservation.

- Marzistar Flag: Use the Black Metal Detector near the garden on Marzistar.

- Pompomerania Flag: Order Bull Honkey twice in a row.

- Country Flag: Use Black Metal Detector near the big Country flag in Country.

TEEN GIRL SQUAD CARDS:

- Tar Pit: Check Strong Sad's books in Bleak House.

- Egg: Use lighter on the barred window in Bleak House.

- Alien: Use Black Metal Detector near cave in Homsar Reservation.

- Darwin: Check the Ex-Fish at King of Town's castle three times.

SETTING THINGS ON FIRE:

- Maps & Minions Box

- Smoke Detector

- Strong Bad's bed

- Strong Sad's flag

- Strong Sad's bill of rights

- Strong Sad's constitution

- Mysterious Bush in Homsar Reservation

- Kimono

- Lone Skull #1

- Lone Skull #2

- Pile of Skulls

- Unlit Candle Holder

- Model UN Board (Extended Play)

- Beat Maps and Minions Deluxe in nine turns or less.

- Score 6000 on Teen Girl Squad.

NEW! Score over 2000 points on Algebros.

PrinceWatercress plays Word Rescue - Part 4 of 14

...and that's it for Part 1. Tune in next time for Part 2!

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Level 12 - The Pueblo 2

The rattlesnake is just part of the background; it won't hurt you.

Be careful near the pit at the bottom where the secret word letters and the books are; it's possible to accidentally get one of the let

Level 13 - Construction Site

This level is much more difficult on Hard more due to the level layout and how the Gruzzles are spread around, and at that difficulty, you're expected to come in with full slime. No wonder I had so much trouble with it.

Level 14 - Slime Factory: Bottling

Well, at least this area is a little more open. Too bad it's still possible to get grabbed by a Gruzzle. Don't forget that you can press Down to drop down when you need to, and watch out for the slime pits and the slime droplets.

Level 15 - Tank Room

Believe it or not, you can drop into the tanks with Down. This is how you'll get a ton of books as well as a few pictures and letters. You can also get out at the bottom by going towards where the opening at the bottom is.

Once you beat this level, you'll beat Part 1! See you in Part 2!

Wednesday, October 25, 2023

Jerry Martin plays Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People - Part 21 of 53

Now that the whole e-mail tax thing is over, it's time for Teen Girl Squad and Algebros!

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Back at the Homsar Reservation, click on the cave painting and Strong Bad will make fun of it before entering Cave Girl Squad, which is the Teen Girl Squad mini-game for this episode.

To score 6000 points, give the dinosaur egg to The Ugg-ly One and give the chisel to What's-Her-Face. The egg will shake afterwards. At the mall, give the stone slate to What's-Her-Face to kill her off, then give the ribbon to the Cheerleader. After this, the egg wil start hatching, then what's left of the gang goes to Egypt. Use the wheel on So-And-So, then Ogg Oggerson shows up and both of them go into orbit in his car and they both die. Use the dog on Cheerleader to summon Anubis and curse the Cheerleader and kill her via scarab beetle plague. Use the gun on The Ugg-ly One, then the egg will hatch and a meteor will kill her. You'll then be at the museum. Use the picture of the fish with feet on the Cheerleader and Charles Darwin will show up with a boombox. The story then ends.

Back at Strong Bad's house, go to Strong Bad's room and play Math Kickers. Move with the arrow keys, and press Z to attack left and X to attack right. Q quits, and Space Bar pauses.

If you have the Polar Coordinates attack (right, up, left, Dex, Ryu), you can easily cheat and get through all the enemies; otherwise, you'll have to solve all the problems yourself by getting an equal amount of ninjas on each side. Just try not to get hit by their math shurikens. When you get an algebraic equation, you'll have to keep attacking it to break it down and solve it. If it rises up, move down, then wait for it to slam the ground before going up to it and attacking it again. You start with six lives, and if you get hit by a ninja's math shuriken or if you get crushed by a quadratic equation, you lose a life, and if you lose them all, it's game over.