Just when you thought the game couldn't be any more inappropriate when Jill screams your name out...
Section 16 starts with a walk on a pipe across a pit. After swinging off a few water wheels, get on the next pipe and use the jet shoes to get across the spikes.
You'll then fight the bad guy's right hand man, Mr. Kong.
To defeat him, you'll have to get between his legs (yes, you can stand there)...and...oh, boy...
You hit him with the Mace in the fucking crotch.
Seriously, could this game be any more weird and unintentionally inappropriate?
Anyway, hit him in the crotch and stay between his legs when he's at the center of the screen. Avoid the bananas that fall from the sky periodically, too. Thankfully, they only fall at two locations - both ends of the screen. When he drops his hands, be ready to jump as he'll throw some Maces of his own!
After enough hits, he runs away.
Section 18 is more sewers. Yeesh, enough already! Once you get to the pipe at the top of the screen, stay at the top of the screen and use the jet shoes to get around the long gaps. You'll see a one up above a crocodile; jump down off the pipe, let the crocodile bounce you up and grab onto the pipe with the punch glove to get back to the top.
After this, you finally meet the bad guy.
You'll then fight the bad guy's right hand man, Mr. Kong.
To defeat him, you'll have to get between his legs (yes, you can stand there)...and...oh, boy...
You hit him with the Mace in the fucking crotch.
Seriously, could this game be any more weird and unintentionally inappropriate?
Anyway, hit him in the crotch and stay between his legs when he's at the center of the screen. Avoid the bananas that fall from the sky periodically, too. Thankfully, they only fall at two locations - both ends of the screen. When he drops his hands, be ready to jump as he'll throw some Maces of his own!
After enough hits, he runs away.
Section 18 is more sewers. Yeesh, enough already! Once you get to the pipe at the top of the screen, stay at the top of the screen and use the jet shoes to get around the long gaps. You'll see a one up above a crocodile; jump down off the pipe, let the crocodile bounce you up and grab onto the pipe with the punch glove to get back to the top.
After this, you finally meet the bad guy.
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