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The perfume is one of the ingredients for Lefty's new beer that will enhance the beer's taste and aroma, believe it or not. Head to Lefty's Bar and give it to him.
Also, there will be a tunnel inside the washing machine on the right in the back room. Be sure to click on the mirror to get the direction for the tunnel: "To the left the water flows. Up the pipe the cocktail goes. More than trees can get the axe. To get back home, hey, just relax." From here, you can enter the washing machine to access the tunnels.
Under Lefty's Bar, go to the left where the dead alligator is floating. You'll be under Prune Headquarters. From here, straight ahead past the straw. You'll then be underneath the New Lost Wages strip and soon be underneath the Leisure Suit. Pick the ax to chop the troll in half. If you pick the die to try and sneak past the troll, you'll be forced to start over, but you'll get an achievement for it ("I Like Roleplaying"). You'll be underneath Hell's Pawn. Choose the chaise longue. You'll be back in the jail cell in the police station, and this time, you'll knock down the Lady Gag poster. The officer in the other room will be surprised you're back in the cell, then leave. Also, Anu will be back outside the cell. If you tell Tuck you are here to save them, they will tell you there isn't much worth saving and that you'll find out that they are an official wedding chaplain.
Take the Lady Gag poster off the floor, now that Tuck will allow you to do it. From here, use the fleshlight on the stamp pad on the desk. When you talk to Anu, tell her that you know BJ and Faith, and that you were in the tower with this because of the smartphone. As you talk to Anu, you'll find out that she scrutinizes everything from Prune and that she is only on Timber to see how it works. She asks you to extract some information from their headquarters in exchange for a date, and to use the USB pen drive that she gives you.
From here, there's noting else you need to do in the cell, so go through the tunnel to get back into Larry's Bar and head out to the street.
From here, head back to Hell's Pawn. If you talk to Cébé, he will thank you for helping the club hit it big with Erin as well as for the gangbang in the darkroom. As a token of appreciation, he will give you a gift certificate. If you continue to talk to Cébé, he will tell you that the lube fountain in the VIP lounge is clogged, and that maybe you can get it unclogged.
Head into the club. Click on the flyers, and you'll find a blank contract for a stripper internship. Larry will take one. If you combine it with the fleshlight-turned-stamp, you can put the Prune logo on the contract. From here, head into the VIP section. The dark room is closed off, but you can take the dismembered arm. If you combine it with the jackhammer, you'll be able to create something that will help you destroy the Punching Bag of Self Mutilation +1 at the gym.
There is also a blow up doll that you can take, and it's the same one from the first game, albeit now beaten up. You can combine it with the patch so that it can hold air. Use the balloons on the blow-up doll to inflate it.
From here, use the cucumber plunger on the lube fountain. You'll get the fountain working again, and a lubed wedding ring will pop out. Take it. From here, talk to Cébé again and tell him about the fountain being fixed.
At the gym, use the blow-up doll on Lance to get him to admit that women's bodies look disgusting, and use the Lady Gag poster to get him to believe in gay icons. With these and the strawberry penis, Lance will lose it, accept that he is gay, and realizes he left Dick. Larry will tell Lance that he knows a thing or two about matchmaking and that he can help him get back together with Dick. From here, talk to Dick outside of Salon du Lezard, and Dick will mention that Lance throw his gift in the ocean, and until Lance apologizes and admits he messed up, he will never get back together with him. By asking what happened to the gift, Dick will mention that Lance threw it away at the pier.
In the meantime, use the severed arm jackhammer you recently created on The Punchinng Bag of Self Mutilation +1. You'll break it, impressing Diana in an Instacrap cutscene. Diana and Larry come to an agreement she can get him in shape in exchange for a date. Diana reveals that she wants to let herself go after putting so much effort and time into her own physical fitness, but that is interrupted by her fitness watch. Diana says she has to do her workout, and she mentions that everyone expects her to be a role model in the fitness community, and that means not carrying even a single gram of unnecessary fat. She then tells you to meet her at Pier 69.
Back at the funfair, you'll meet Diana, but you'll also see Smokey Bear wearing a tinfoil hat. If you talk to him, he will suddenly start spouting out conspiracy theories. Respond with "Get the torches and pitchforks!", and Smokey will hand you a tinfoil hat.
If you talk to Diana, she will tell you to swing the hammer on the high striker and get it to the top. If you try to hit it, it won't go up at all. If you use the plunger - now lubed-up and cucumber free - on the puck on the high striker, you'll be able to get it unstuck. If you try it now, you'll get an Instacrap cutscene where the puck gets thrown high into the air. Diana will be impressed with Larry's ability to combine strength and relaxation, and feels she should take a more relaxed approach to her physical fitness. Unfortunately, the fitness watch gets in the way again. She will head back to the gym.
Talk to Diana when you're back in the gym, she will mention that she is taking a break and that her fitness watch is charging. When she asks if you knew that the body is best able to reabsorb nutrients in the first 30 minutes after a workout, respond with "You could absorb something else..." She will mention that she needs to drink her organic protein shake now, and she will ask Steven (or Phtheven, as we know him) at the welcome desk for it. When you talk to Phtheven, ask for Diana's protein shake. You'll find out that it is not only gone, but that is is made from organic ingredients: protein powder, a fresh cucumber, kale and soy blended together until smooth. This can be done easily at Lefty's Bar, but you don't have all the ingredients; you must have PrunePal to buy them at the market in the Leisuire Suite, and you must work for Prune to have PrunePal in the first place. What to do?
This is where the contract with the Prune logo you just stamped on it comes in. Head to Prune and give the contract to Kyle and Finley. You'll finally become a Prune employee, you'll finally get the PrunePal app - obviously a PayPal reference - and your access card that has been sitting unused in the inventory for most of the game will finally be updated to allow you to head up to the work area. For now, head to the store area in the Leisure Suite and get the kale, the watermelon, and the rainbow hair extensions.
Now that you have the kale, head to the back room of Lefty's Bar and place it in the middle washing machine along with the expired soy, the protein powder and the cucumber and click on the washing machine to mix it up. From here, head back to the bar and use the cooled slushy on the tap to put the protein shake in.
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