The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry - The Epilogue

Ah, yes, this video. This is how I found out that the epilogue was a thing and ended up playing it a week later as soon as it showed up on GOG. Given how I and Chris of the Gaming Corner ended up being the first two people to play it for YouTube, our videos have ended up getting a good bit of attention.

Anyway, I'm copying and pasting the notes from my video for the epilogue here. Also, there are a few more intermissions regarding Phil Swift YTP's; watch out for those. Anyway, enjoy.

One year after this game came out, Crazy Bunch Games released a patch that fixed some things further and gave controller support for the PC version. It also supplied an epilogue that takes place after the conclusion of the main game. This time around, you play as Faith, and you're on a boat like in that one scene in Leisure Suit Larry 2. At least here, you're not dying every five seconds.

When you start playing the game, you actually get fifteen minutes worth of cutscenes before jumping into the action. The epilogue starts just before the end, where Faith Less flashes back to when she was pitching the PiPhone in the first place. Here, you'll see a slightly younger Faith experiencing misogyny from the investors she's trying to persuade into buying into the PiPhone, who tell here that she is better off working as a secretary or in the kitchen appliances business. There are dialogue options in this part, but no matter what you pick, the investors refuse to take her seriously because she is female. Undaunted, Faith meets Bill Jobs in the ArrrBugs Cafe - a reference to Starbucks that used to be located in what is now the Salon Du Lezard - and hires him as an actor to persuade the investors into buying into the iPhone in exchange for becoming the face of Prune. Sure enough, it works, simply because the investors only want to listen to a man. Interestingly, BJ will use the same dialogue choices that you did before you met him, which is a nice touch.

Afterwards, the game returns to the present day, Faith and BJ have an argument, then Faith steps out after an intruder shows up. This is where Larry gets locked in the age in the main game. Outside, Faith has a nasty call with the board of Prune, then she walks up the hill. Larry has the final confrontation with Faith Less, which we've seen before. Also, just like in the main game, the puck from the high striker at the Funfair falls from the sky and lands on Faith's head, knocking her out and knocking her into the boat, which falls into the ocean and swims away.

Faith will then wake up in the boat with amnesia and no recollection as to how she is in the middle of the ocean. From here, you'll finally be able to play the game.

There is a storm approaching, though you can't You can click on the bow and stern of the boat to explore these items. If you want to get back to the ocean itself, just click on the water to go back so you can explore the other side of the boat.

In the bow, there is a blanket with a bucket under it, but the bucket has a hole in it and you cannot patch it up just yet. There is also the puck from the high striker and the PiPhone. There is a suitcase full of things, such as money, underwear and documents. You can take one of the documents, even though it is a useless item here.

Taking the puck (called a "slimy thing" here) will be useful a little later, while the PiPhone can be used to help Faith learn what her name is again and soon as you click on it. Of course, once you do that, you're going to have to charge it up if you want to send a distress call to get off the boat and out of the ocean. That's where the pockets above the documents in the briefcase comes in. One of them contains a USB charge cable, while the other contains a super power battery. The battery is useless, but thankfully the charging cable is not.

From here, there is the stern of the boat. There is a life preserver, and while you can remove one of the ropes tying it to the boat, you won't be able to remove it just yet. There is water in the boat, but you cannot see through it, and you will have to get rid of it if you want to see what is below. There is a box with a flare gun, fishing line and a can of worms. All three of these things are useless, as there are no flares for the flare gun and the game does not let you fish at all. Also, the worm looks like Larry if you look at it in the inventory.

You could try to close the green box containing these three useless items, but unfortunately, the hinges are rusted. If you have the "slimy thing" which is the puck from the Funfair high striker, you can use it on the hinges to re-lubricate them and close the box. When you close the box, you'll find a first aid kit with band-aids (which are useless), duct tape (which is not useless) and a needle (which is useless; however, you can use the needle on the screws covering the hatch to the outboard motor to bend it into a fishing hook and use it with the fishing line, but you cannot use the hook to fish in any way and you also cannot use the worm as bait - thanks, April Pope!). 

You'll also notice a USB port on the outboard motor. Unfortunately, the rope and handle cannot be pulled back to start the motor, for they are hopelessly stuck. If you use the USB charge cable on the port, Faith will have trouble plugging it in. You'll have to use the charge cable on the port three times to finally use it as intended, and once you do, the PiPhone will instantly be fully charged. Once you do this, the nearby storm will get worse.

From here, go back to the bow and use the duct tape on the bucket to patch. Take the bucket, then go to the stern and use the patched bucket on the water to get it out of the boat. You'll be able to pull another rope off the life preserver, and once you do, you'll be able to take the life preserver. Do that. You'll also find a screwdriver. Take it.

From here, use the screwdriver on the hatch on the outboard motor. You'll find out that the motor is inexplicably powered by Bluetooth. If you haven't used the USB charge cable on the USB port on the motor, you won't be able to turn Bluetooth on, but if you did, you can. Press the button, and you'll get the boat working...only to find out you won't be able to get anywhere as the motor has no fuel. You did all this for nothing.

Pi will then tell Faith to throw out the life preserver. Do that. The life preserver will sink into the ocean. From here, the situation will be hopeless, and Faith's PiPhone data - every last bit of it - will be transferred over to Larry Laffer's iPhone. The storm will then destroy the boat, and Faith's fate is left up to translation. However, her PiPhone will be on a floating plank of wood, where it successfully transfers all of its data over to Larry, setting up a potential sequel. The epilogue then ends.

The Gaming Corner reviews Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry

Chris of The Gaming Corner talks about whether or not Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry is worth your money.

Spoiler alert: yes, it is.

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 14 of 14

Will Larry get lucky with Faith? Find out today!

After following Faith for long enough, you'll notice Faith go through an opening behind a painting after hitting a secret switch next to it. When Larry re-appears on the lower floor, click on the button next to the painting to the right, and you'll be able to go in. Click the secret door to open it, and you'll be beaten up before being placed in a cage with your inventory gone.

When you come to, you'll be in a cage while Faith will be in a torture chair. BJ will say that he would have controlled everyone's brain waves if it wasn't for Larry and make it look like Faith was the mastermind. After a dialogue window, BJ will activate the self-destruct sequence. Faith will faint.

After interacting with things, the villa will explode. You'll then be back at the alpaca pen, and you'll find out this was all a dream as you receive a new achievement ("Thanks For The Cactus") for your efforts. El Rey will tell you that the cactus gave you a vision, and that you now must need the key. He will then give you a key.

Head back to Lefty's and use the fireplace mechanism again to go back to the villa. A few things will be different: a shaking trash can where the fly trap used to be, the watering can is normal, and the exceptionally big eraser and the eggplant will be replaced with a brick and a paddle, respectively.

Take the watering can, then go behind the villa and take the brick. To get the paddle out of the dirt, use the watering can on the dirt to loosen it up so you can take the paddle. Use the paddle on the trash can to close it so it stops shaking, then throw the brick at the window so you can enter the villa. It's just like in the vision, except with 100% less moon logic!

From here, enter the center door to reach the lower level. The secret switch will be on the far left. Once you press it, you can click on the secret door and go in. Once again, you'll get beaten up and thrown in a cage..

This time around, BJ will be in the cage, and Faith will reveal herself as the mastermind of Prune. As you through the dialogue, Faith will mention that BJ is totally incompetent and reveal to Larry how the ProtoPi ended up in his hands in the first place. Once you go through them all, she leaves you in the cage to die.

This time, however, you won't be stripped of the three things you have. Use the key to get out of the cage. You can try to free BJ, but he will tell you to leave him in the cage as he does not deserve to be saved. To open the security door, you'll have to hit the red button that triggered the self-destruct sequence in the vision. When Larry leaves, the self-destruct sequence starts anyway.

Go through the center door on the lower level, then go back through the broken window. Head behind the villa to catch up with Faith. The villa will blow up like in the vision after you go through some dialogue options. After a dialogue option, tell Faith to go left so the statue of her does not fall on her head. Faith reconsiders the date with Larry, but in the Instacrap cutscene that follows, the puck from the high striker at the funfair finally comes down and hits Faith in the head, knocking her in the boat which then drifts across the ocean. The game then ends with Larry talking with Lefty about what happened with Faith before BJ suddenly shows up without a scratch despite being in the villa when it blew up. You've beaten the game and you've gotten one last achievement ("Done!")...almost. Watch the credits to the end. There. Now you're done ("Nice Guys Finish Last").

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 13 of 14

Well, this game got weird.

After picking up the wet journal, click on the hand dryer to dry it off. You'll find out it's not working. Click on the bathroom mirror. After talking to mirror Larry, ask him to fix the hand dryer. The hand dryer, which will not be working at first, will now be up and running. Use the wet journal on the hand dryer to dry it, then use the journal on the door. Use the plunger on the sink to find an eel. When you pick it up, the eel will become stiff.

Use the journal on the door, which will be locked with the key on the other side. Use the stiff eel on the door to knock the key off so that it lands on the other side of the journal, then click on the journal again to get the key. When you click on the key, however, it will have a mind of its own. Tell the key that you are just trying to unlock the door, then ask the key to ask if you are the keymaster. You'll be able to use the key to open the door and get out of the bathroom.

Instead of Lefty's bar, however, you'll be in the White House - sorry, the "Oral Office," - in front of Donald Trump. (I wish I was making this up, but given this is 2018...) You'll get an achievement ("Grab Her By The Pixel") before starting a rather awkward conversation with Donald Trump and his kids, and as you go through the dialogue questions, Larry will start saying things opposite of the intention behind the chosen option regardless of what you pick, and Donald Trump gets mad at you before suddenly wearing eyeliner, lipstick and earrings. As Larry realizes he is losing himself, he suddenly comes to and wakes back up in the real world. Kyle and Finley will be nearby, and explain that the new PiPhone exploded, Larry was knocked out, Prune's share price dropped and Faith has taken off with BJ to BJ's villa in Cancum.

At Pier 69, Faith chews out BJ, telling him that all he had to do was make sure Larry didn't get in their way, and said that he could have just bumped him off. She then says that it is time things changed around here, and that they should leave. They both head to the nearby ship, and Larry will be close behind. This time, the porthole will be open. Click on it, and you'll get an Instacrap video where Larry will try to dive into the porthole. You'll be inside, but your inventory will now be completely empty. Thankfully, you'll still have your PiPhone. Pi won't be able to entertain you on the long way to Cancum, so you'll have to come up with something.

There will be a few things you can pick up inside the ship. There is a bra in one of the pipes, as well as a vibrating package. You won't be able to open the package yet. You can also click on the huge crate to the right of the bra to find a loose board, but you won't be able to pry it out. Click on the cracked crate (complete with a Half-Life 3 reference) to break it open and find an innumerable amount of crowbars. Take a crowbar, then use it on both the toxic barrel and the huge crate to the right. There will be a rubber chicken. Take that, then take the sharp piece of wood that is revealed. Use the crowbar on the nearby coffin to find a blow-up BJ doll. Use the sharp piece of wood on the vibrating package to open it and find a vibrator. Use the bra, rubber chicken and the vibrator on the BJ doll, then take the BJ doll and place it in the toxic barrel. The BJ doll will violently expland to a usable sex doll. Larry will have fun with it, and you'll get an achievement ("Hitting The All-Time Low"), then you'll be at Cancum.

When you arrive in Cancum, there will be an avocado tree. Click on it to get an avocado. Click on the well and take the bucket. Click on the sand castle to find a syringe.

There will be two places you will be able to go to: an alpaca pen and a hut. Going to the hut will take you to Lefty's Bar, which is now operating in Cancum thanks to the authorities cracking down on him. Lefty goes by the name "Lefto" here so he can have a liquor license. By talking to Lefto and asking questions, you'll find out that the villa in the background when you showed up in Cancum belongs to BJ, who bought half the island when he got rich and used some money to build the villa. Not surprisingly, he is at the villa right now. You'll also learn that Prune had already taken over half of New Lost Wages, and now they are facing bankruptcy after what happened at the PiPhone presentation, the ensuing lawsuit and Anu Singh using the data you gave her to reveal that Faith is the real mastermind behind Prune.

From here, you can take the cooking book off of the counter, which will contain a recipe for guacamole. You'll need an avocado, a sun-ripened tomato, some lemon juice, fresh coriander and a pinch of salt. From there, cut everything into small pieces and mix together, and you'll have "the Cancum alpacas' favorite food."

If you click on the "Cerveza de los Barbaros" poster on the wall, you'll find out that your new recipe - plus some salt, lemon and grated lizard for color - is the new Barbarian Brew, even though the health department officials don't care about the taste. Afterwards, you can ask Lefty for a glass. You'll also get the lemon and the pinch of salt along with it. Take it all, and use the syringe on the beer.

There is a blender in Lefty's new bar, but Lefty won't just let you touch it. For the dialogue options, pick "I just need to mix something up" followed by "I have a great guacamole recipe here" and "I'll give you the recipe." You'll get free reign to use the blender to make the guacamole.

From here, throw the avocado, the lemon and the pinch of salt into the blender. You can head left from here into the alpaca pen. If this place looks vaguely familiar, it's because this is the first thing you saw when you started the game.

At the alpaca pen, click on the manure pile to take some manure. There is a tomato plant nearby, but the sunscreen above the pen is keeping the tomatoes from getting enough sun. Take a tomato and place it on the stone slab outside of Lefty's bar to dry it in the sun. It will dry after enough time has passed, and when it has turned red, you'll be able to take the tomato and put it in the blender at Lefty's. In the meantime, you can use the manure on the soil to get the coriander you need to put in Lefty's blender for the guacamole recipe. Use the cooking book on the herbs that grow out of the soil and Larry will be able to pick out the coriander. Once you've gotten all the ingredients in the blender, you'll be able to mix the guacamole and put it in the bucket you pulled out of the well.

Back at the alpaca pen, use the syringe with the beer in it on the weak spot in the center of the sunscreen to tear open a hole and let the sun beam down on the center of the pen.

You can talk to the man with the guitar, whose name is El Rey. He doesn't think much of you - or Lefto - and he will tell you that the alpacas are indeed wrestling llamas who will slam you into the ground if you get too close.

Now that you have the guacamole in hand, go back to the alpaca pen and put in in the food trough. From there, stand in the sun beam, and El Rey will mention that you are the man in white from the prophecy at the beginning of the game. He apologizes to Larry and calls him "El Larry." He then asks Larry to eat a cactus. Tell El Rey to hand it over, and Larry will eat it. You'll get an achievement ("The Chosen One") before everything gets all red.

With sharpened senses, Larry will be able to talk to the alpacas. They will recognize El Larry, and will tell him that there is a secret passage in the fireplace at Lefty's bar and that you must activate a lever next to the fireplace to open it. From there, you can enter the villa.

From there, head back to Lefty's new bar. Click on the grey hook near the fireplace and you'll find the hidden passage. Click the passage to get to the villa. From here, click the Nac Gniretaw (which is a reverse watering can) to add it to your inventory.

Go behind the villa. Pick up the exceptionally big eraser, then use the Nac Gniretaw on the eggplant to get it to shrivel so you can take it with you. 

If you click on the penis fly trap, you'll get another death sequence followed by another EGA Larry assembly sequence.

Using the exceptionally big eraser on the window drawn on the villa erases it and replaces it with a real opening. You still have the fly trap to deal with, but if you put the eggplant in it, you'll be able to move past it and enter the villa.

When you enter the villa, Faith will go from one door to another. Click on the doors that she goes through to follow her. 

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 12 of 14

And now for another rarely recurring PrinceWatercress trope: Alan Grant Syndrome. Alan Grant Syndrome is the act of leaving a super-important item in the worst possible spot, either explicably or inexplicably, where virtually anybody can get it or in a spot where it would be suicide to get it.

And if you think it's weird, oh, just wait until I cover my own playthrough of the game.

Head back to Prune Headquarters after handing the USB stick back to Anu. You'll get a phone call from her. She will ask you to meet her at the Salon du Lezard. Head over there and talk to her, and you'll see Anu with BJ, who tells Anu that she has nothing on Prune before leaving. Larry checks to see what is going on, and sadly, Anu has none of Prune's secrets. You'll find out that Anu used to work at Prune until recently, thinking it would be a great stepping stone after her studies, but the job left her unfulfilled. She also found evidence that Prune was hiding something, but before she could figure out what it was, Prune fired her. Now she wants to find out what BJ is hiding, but needs to find a way to enter the headquarters herself. She then reveals that there is a secret server somewhere in BJ's skyloft, but the skyloft is super-secure. She has also noticed that BJ acts differently whenever Faith is around.

Ask Anu how to get into the skyloft. She tells you that you'll need BJ's access card and a whole lot of luck, as BJ usually carries his gold access card with him. She tells Larry to head back to Prune and ask around. Do that. You'll find BJ asking Finley to make him another access card so he can access the skyloft, and that he will mention that he may have lost his access card between the Salon du Lezard and Prune Headquarters.

Head back to the Salon du Lezard. There will be some new things to interact with: the gap in the floorboards, the door mat, the couch and the pillow. However, there is one thing in particular to click on: the tip jar. Reach in, and you'll find BJ's access card. (I haven't seen a case of Alan Grant Syndrome this bad since one of the keys in King Arthur and the Knights of Justice.) Larry will show it to Anu, and the two of you will head to the skyloft. Anu will connect her PiPhone to BJ's computer, but there is no company data on it. She will tell you to search the place. Click on the code lock on the desk, then enter the following characters through the dialogue options: "B," "=," "=," "=," "=," and "D." You'll reveal the secret server, and Anu will find some internal Prune documents to copy to her PiPhone before giving Larry a top score on Timber and proposing that she abuses BJ's desk by having wild sex on it. You'll get an Instacrap video as well as an achievement for it ("Anu"). Unfortunately, Faith shows up to spoil the fun. Anu manages to escape through the window, but Larry is left to be confronted by Faith. Regardless of the dialogue options, Faith will eventually leave, and Anu will call again. She will tell you that she jumped out of the window and used her bra as a parachute. She mentions that she has all the technical details on the new PiPhone and she will be able to use them against Prune to destory them at the right time. You'll then get an achievement ("Anu"), and at this point, you'll have only 45 points. Larry will ask if the Timber score is on the secret server, and Pi will confirm that it is.

The story will then jump to the presentation for the all-new PiPhone. Larry will try to connect to the server, but Pi offers to help. Take her help, and she will connect to it and hack your Timber score so it is at 90 points. Afterwards, the server will sink back into the floor, then Larry looks into the hole only to fall through the ceiling during the PiPhone presentation. BJ wings it at this point, and asks Larry to read through the teleprompter. The new PiPhone is then turned on, and ProtoPi finds out that Larry has activated the phone. From here, it doesn't matter which options you pick on the dialogue options, as the ProtoPi eventually explodes. From here, Larry is sent back to the 1980s in its EGA spendor. From here, open the center stall door and take the plunger, then take the wet journal off the floor near the left stall. 

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 11 of 14

In this entry, Chris of The Gaming Corner completes three of the dates in the game in one video. The end of the game is drawing ever closer...

Outside of Larry's Bar, put the battery in the junction box you found in the lush bush. A light will emanate from the sewers and an earthquake will be felt. If you stand on the manhole cover, you'll be able to go underground again, and this time, the area will be fully lit up.

Underground, take the pencil on the shelves on the far right, and take the remote control off the dead body. There will be a gas can full of chainsaw fuel that you can also pick up, as well as some batteries on top of a metal drum and a cassette tape near the stereo. The gas is something that will make Lefty's beer high octane, so you'll have to give it to Lefty at his bar. If you look at it, it will be a code for a secret door. If you try to play it, however, it won't work as intended. Use the pencil on the cassette before putting it in the stereo. If you use the cassette on the stereo, you will get the code for the secret door in this underground facility: 12345.

Combine the remote control with the batteries to get it to work, then point it at the computer. From there, input the secret code through the dialogue options. It should be mentioned that there is a Sierra logo on the wall and a King Graham bobblehead on the monitor in the foreground. When you get the code right, the Sierra logo will open up to reveal a secret room. Take the "Treasure Room Terry" module and leave through the elevator.

When you enter Lefty's Bar, you'll find out from Lefty that the moose head on the wall fell off during the earthquake. Take it; you'll need it for later. If you combine it with the whitening cream, you'll color the moose head white.

By getting all of the ingredients for the beer, you'll be able to get the upstairs room for yourself and you'll also be able to use the brewery while he makes some minor adjustments to the Barbarian Brew. With this done, head back to the gym and talk to Diana again. You'll be upstairs in the back room of Lefty's, and Diana will admit that the fitness watch has taken control of her life and that she really needs something that will do her a world of good: sex. You'll get an Instacrap video where Larry and Diana finally get it on when the fitness watch goes off to remind her to have sex with Larry. Diana finally has enough and makes up her mind to do the opposite of whatever the fitness watch tells her. Larry doesn't get sex, but Diana finally realizes she needs to get rid of the watch for good and go through a digital detox. As the last offical act of her old life, she gives you a top rating on Timber, giving you more points. You'll also get an achievement ("Diana").

If you combine the plug like chess piece with the rainbow hair extensions, you'll be able to make a unicorn tail plug. 

After the date with Diana, you'll get a cutscene at the skyloft of Prune. BJ and Faith talk about the PiPhone prototype, then tells BJ "They almost found out about us" when BJ offers to readjust the prototype. After this, you'll be back in control and you'll have new Timber suggestions.

Head back into the cell and ask Tuck if they are the priestess from the wedding chapel on Pier 69. Tuck will confirm they are, and Larry will tell them about the wedding between Lance and Dick. Tuck will get everything ready, and gives you the keys to prepare the altar on the pier. All you have to do is put the Book of Love and the candles in their places, as well as pep up the wedding arch with some flowers. You're done here, so head to the altar next to the pawn shop at the funfair.

If you already haven't place the Doom Perignon in the champagne bucket, do so now. Use the Drag Key that Tuck gave you to unlock the altar, then place the candles on the candlesticks, light them with the matches you found in Lemma's guitar case at Salon du Lezard, use the flowers you found outside of Hell's Pawn on the wedding arch, and place the Book of Love on the book holder. Head back to the gym and talk to Lance, and he will ask Lance to come to Pier 69 with you. Go back outside and talk to Dick near Salon du Lezard, and ask Dick to come to the pier with you.

You'll be at the wedding altar with Dick, Lance and Tuck. When Tuck asks for the music, use the bear-shaped remote on the animatronic bear to get the music to star playing. Tuck will officiate the wedding, then ask for the rings. Hand the wedding band to Lance and the lubed up wedding ring to Dick. You'll get an Instagram video where Lance and Dick kiss. Afterwards, Lance and Dick will thank you, and you'll get the top Timber rating from Lance as well as an achievement ("Lance") and new Timber suggestions.

Head back to the office at Prune and talk to Nari, now that you've taken care of all the testing for the PiPhone prototype. Before you can date Nari, you'll have to prove how nerdy you are. Thankfully, Larry knows a few things about the Super Megaton (how he knows that Treasure Loot Terry is the rarest game is never explained), and that scores him a few points with Nari. Nari will then ask for a Treasure Loot Terry module, which we found in the underground area where the game started. Hand it to Nari, and you'll get an Instagram clip where Nari almost exposes her breasts before proposing that they continue at Larry's place.

If you have the upstairs room at Lefty's Bar to yourself at this point, you'll be already there. If not, complete the recipe for Lefty's beer first. At the upstairs room, Nari will be wearing pink underwear and white boots. She wants to cosplay for the sex session, however, and wants to wear a unicorn head and tail when the two of you get it on. If you haven't already, get the rainbow hair extensions from the PrunePal section of the Leisure Suite Quickimart and combine it with the plug shaped chess piece you found at the funfair. As for the head, you'll have a little more work to do. She will also want some disco lights to liven up the lighting in the room, too. If you use the broken mirror on the disco ball, you'll get the disco lights.

Head back to the office at Prune Headquarters again. Grab the curiously red ball to not only find Nari's last assistant. If you click on him, you'll uncover his hand, which is carrying a corkscrew. Take the corskscrew. Use the corkscrew on the watermelon to make it look like a bowling ball, then head to the gym and exchange the watermelon for Phtheven's bowling ball at the counter. Go back to Prune and enter the PiPhone test lab, and use the bowling ball on the slide entrance to knock the red ball out of the assistant's mouth and onto the DNA scanner, then use the USB stick on the computer to get the data Anu needs. Head back into the tunnel at Lefty's, then give the USB stick to Anu. She'll have some things to do before getting back to you, and she will no longer be a Timber contact. You'll get another cutscene at the sky lounge of Prune Headquarters, and in this cutscene, you'll learn that the PiPhone prototype ended up in the bathroom at Lefty's Bar simply because BJ took it with him, got absolutely drunk, and lost it in the bathroom. You'll also learn there is a deal between BJ and Faith...

Also, use the rainbow-colored sticky bone on the pencil sharpener, then combine it with the white moose head you've made. If you haven't used the whitening cream on the moose head yet, do that first. From here, head back to the Leisure Suite, take the head off the Horny-Corn 4000 and replace it with the fake unicorn head you just created. Bea Thuse won't notice a thing, and you'll be able to leave with the unicorn head. Head back to the upstairs room at Lefty's bar and give the unicorn head to Nari, and you'll not only get an Instacrap video and some sex, you'll also get an achievement ("Nari") and more points.

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 10 of 14

We're getting closer and closer to getting that date with Faith...

By heading to the gym and giving Diana the protein shake, you'll be able to empty the thermos. Diana notices that there is gluten in the shake, and immediately goes running and leaves the gym. Larry gets the idea to shut the watch up so it stops nagging Diana and free her from the constant nagging of the fitness watch, and Pi gives Larry the idea of scheduling sex with him into the phone. Diana will then return and proclaim that she is done with the fitness watch ruining her life and wants to take back control of her life. She finally decides to have a date, but only if you have a room where it is just the two of you. 

From here, use the access card on the elevator at Prune Headquarters. You'll be able to head to the Prune Office, where you'll meet one of your Timber matches, Mi Young-Dong. Everyone calls her Nari based on her Internet handle, however. By talking to Nari at first, it starts out as awkward, but Nari warms up to Larry after thinking Larry is cosplaying as somebody from a sleazy computer game after he portrays him perfectly. She will ask you to get her some coffee. Click on the coffee machine and click on it to get the vanilla latte, then take it and hand it to Nari. She'll then ask you to help her with the new PiPhone prototype, as the resilience and the psychological profile needs to be evaluated and pass some tests. Nari will then upgrade your access card to allow you access to tech lab. Once you help her, you'll be able to date Nari. 

Use the access card on the elevator to enter the tech lab. Pi from the prototype will remember Larry, and if you go through all the dialogue options, you'll find out that they are testing the resilience and she is tired out from the experience. From here, ask Proto-Pi if an artificial intelligence feels artifical pain.  You'll find out that you will have to help ProtoPi pass all the tests in order to stop her misery.

By pulling down the lever on the QA machine, you'll put ProtoPi through the test. The first one is fire, and you'll need to protect ProtoPi from the fire somehow, and if you talk to ProtoPi, she will tell you to put her in something cold. You'll have to go back to the slushy machine in the Quikimart in the Leisure Suit, put it in the thermos and then put ProtoPi inside to pass the first test.

The second test is a saw. You'll have to protect ProtoPi from being cut in half this time, and ProtoPi will mention that some kind of armor wouldn't hurt if you pull the lever initially. Use the chain mail bra on ProtoPi to pass the second test.

For the third test, ProtoPi will be exposed to radiation. Use the tinfoil hat on ProtoPi and she won't be melted, allowing her to pass the third test.

The fourth test is a laser. For this one, use the mirror so that the laser fails to touch ProtoPi. The laser will bounce off the mirror, nearly shattering it, completely immolating a nearby flip chart and breaking the protective cover on the nearby battery you wouldn't have been able to grab earlier. You can take the battery at this point.

Now you just have to re-calibrate ProtoPi. Unfortunately, the flipchart was immolated by the laser. Ask Nari what the worst that could happen from a field calibration is, and Nari will mention that the AI will develop a powerful will of its own which can cause the entire system to overheat. Larry will activate the software calibration mode, and from here, it doesn't really matter which values you choose, as the results will remain the same and ProtoPi will never want to see you again. After this, you'll be free to date Nari.

If you go to Pier 69, you'll find something sparkling in the flotsam near the ship. If you click on it, you'll find the gift that Dick gave Lance: a wedding ring. Hand it to Dick, and he will tell you that the ring was indeed a gift for Lance and that he was going to propose to him. Head into the gym and use the wedding ring on Lance. Lance will mention that if he had another bottle of Doom Perignon, he could apologize to Dick. Head back to the Hell's Pawn nightclub and use the Skin Voucher on the gargoyle barkeep. You'll magically get a free bottle of Doom Perignon in your inventory. Hand it to Lance back at the gym, and Lance will ask you to prepare a wedding for him in a last-ditch attempt to get Dick back. He mentions that there is a wedding chapel at the pier, but the priest has disappeared for some time now and we will have to find him as Lance writes his wedding speech. Larry agrees on the condition that Lance gives him the highest possible score on Timber, Lance will also tell Larry to get a ring for Dick and to chill the Doom Perignon at the chapel. He also wants him not tell Dick so it will be a surprise.

Head back to Pier 69 and head to the wedding chapel at the far left. Place the Doom Perignon in the champagne bucket.

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 9 of 14

We make a lot of progress in this entry...check it out!

The perfume is one of the ingredients for Lefty's new beer that will enhance the beer's taste and aroma, believe it or not. Head to Lefty's Bar and give it to him.

Also, there will be a tunnel inside the washing machine on the right in the back room. Be sure to click on the mirror to get the direction for the tunnel: "To the left the water flows. Up the pipe the cocktail goes. More than trees can get the axe. To get back home, hey, just relax." From here, you can enter the washing machine to access the tunnels.

Under Lefty's Bar, go to the left where the dead alligator is floating. You'll be under Prune Headquarters. From here, straight ahead past the straw. You'll then be underneath the New Lost Wages strip and soon be underneath the Leisure Suit. Pick the ax to chop the troll in half. If you pick the die to try and sneak past the troll, you'll be forced to start over, but you'll get an achievement for it ("I Like Roleplaying"). You'll be underneath Hell's Pawn. Choose the chaise longue. You'll be back in the jail cell in the police station, and this time, you'll knock down the Lady Gag poster. The officer in the other room will be surprised you're back in the cell, then leave. Also, Anu will be back outside the cell. If you tell Tuck you are here to save them, they will tell you there isn't much worth saving and that you'll find out that they are an official wedding chaplain.

Take the Lady Gag poster off the floor, now that Tuck will allow you to do it. From here, use the fleshlight on the stamp pad on the desk. When you talk to Anu, tell her that you know BJ and Faith, and that you were in the tower with this because of the smartphone. As you talk to Anu, you'll find out that she scrutinizes everything from Prune and that she is only on Timber to see how it works. She asks you to extract some information from their headquarters in exchange for a date, and to use the USB pen drive that she gives you.

From here, there's noting else you need to do in the cell, so go through the tunnel to get back into Larry's Bar and head out to the street.

From here, head back to Hell's Pawn. If you talk to Cébé, he will thank you for helping the club hit it big with Erin as well as for the gangbang in the darkroom. As a token of appreciation, he will give you a gift certificate. If you continue to talk to Cébé, he will tell you that the lube fountain in the VIP lounge is clogged, and that maybe you can get it unclogged.

Head into the club. Click on the flyers, and you'll find a blank contract for a stripper internship. Larry will take one. If you combine it with the fleshlight-turned-stamp, you can put the Prune logo on the contract. From here, head into the VIP section. The dark room is closed off, but you can take the dismembered arm. If you combine it with the jackhammer, you'll be able to create something that will help you destroy the Punching Bag of Self Mutilation +1 at the gym.

There is also a blow up doll that you can take, and it's the same one from the first game, albeit now beaten up. You can combine it with the patch so that it can hold air. Use the balloons on the blow-up doll to inflate it.

From here, use the cucumber plunger on the lube fountain. You'll get the fountain working again, and a lubed wedding ring will pop out. Take it. From here, talk to Cébé again and tell him about the fountain being fixed.

At the gym, use the blow-up doll on Lance to get him to admit that women's bodies look disgusting, and use the Lady Gag poster to get him to believe in gay icons. With these and the strawberry penis, Lance will lose it, accept that he is gay, and realizes he left Dick. Larry will tell Lance that he knows a thing or two about matchmaking and that he can help him get back together with Dick. From here, talk to Dick outside of Salon du Lezard, and Dick will mention that Lance throw his gift in the ocean, and until Lance apologizes and admits he messed up, he will never get back together with him. By asking what happened to the gift, Dick will mention that Lance threw it away at the pier. 

In the meantime, use the severed arm jackhammer you recently created on The Punchinng Bag of Self Mutilation +1. You'll break it, impressing Diana in an Instacrap cutscene. Diana and Larry come to an agreement she can get him in shape in exchange for a date. Diana reveals that she wants to let herself go after putting so much effort and time into her own physical fitness, but that is interrupted by her fitness watch. Diana says she has to do her workout, and she mentions that everyone expects her to be a role model in the fitness community, and that means not carrying even a single gram of unnecessary fat. She then tells you to meet her at Pier 69.

Back at the funfair, you'll meet Diana, but you'll also see Smokey Bear wearing a tinfoil hat. If you talk to him, he will suddenly start spouting out conspiracy theories. Respond with "Get the torches and pitchforks!", and Smokey will hand you a tinfoil hat.

If you talk to Diana, she will tell you to swing the hammer on the high striker and get it to the top. If you try to hit it, it won't go up at all. If you use the plunger - now lubed-up and cucumber free - on the puck on the high striker, you'll be able to get it unstuck. If you try it now, you'll get an Instacrap cutscene where the puck gets thrown high into the air. Diana will be impressed with Larry's ability to combine strength and relaxation, and feels she should take a more relaxed approach to her physical fitness. Unfortunately, the fitness watch gets in the way again. She will head back to the gym.

Talk to Diana when you're back in the gym, she will mention that she is taking a break and that her fitness watch is charging. When she asks if you knew that the body is best able to reabsorb nutrients in the first 30 minutes after a workout, respond with "You could absorb something else..." She will mention that she needs to drink her organic protein shake now, and she will ask Steven (or Phtheven, as we know him) at the welcome desk for it. When you talk to Phtheven, ask for Diana's protein shake. You'll find out that it is not only gone, but that is is made from organic ingredients: protein powder, a fresh cucumber, kale and soy blended together until smooth. This can be done easily at Lefty's Bar, but you don't have all the ingredients; you must have PrunePal to buy them at the market in the Leisuire Suite, and you must work for Prune to have PrunePal in the first place. What to do?

This is where the contract with the Prune logo you just stamped on it comes in. Head to Prune and give the contract to Kyle and Finley. You'll finally become a Prune employee, you'll finally get the PrunePal app - obviously a PayPal reference - and your access card that has been sitting unused in the inventory for most of the game will finally be updated to allow you to head up to the work area. For now, head to the store area in the Leisure Suite and get the kale, the watermelon, and the rainbow hair extensions.

Now that you have the kale, head to the back room of Lefty's Bar and place it in the middle washing machine along with the expired soy, the protein powder and the cucumber and click on the washing machine to mix it up. From here, head back to the bar and use the cooled slushy on the tap to put the protein shake in.

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 8 of 14

Now that we've been sprung out of the jail, the gym is finally available to us!

When you go to a new area from the Hell's Pawn nightclub, you'll have some new Timber matches.

When you head back to Larry's Bar, you'll find out that Erin has moved out upon taking the job at Hell's Pawn, and that the room is all yours now and that there will be a package there waiting for you. From here, you can take the hedge clippers as well as the phallic strawberry. The package in question is the box on the stool near the stairs. Inside will be a letter from Erin thanking you for everything as well as a new product modeled after her: Erin's Signature Fleshlight. If you look at the fleshlight, you'll get a hint from Larry, who states that it looks more like a stamp for a stamp pad. From here, you can mess with the lights in the room, if you wish.

If you use the hedge trimmers on the lush bush outside of the bar, you will find a junction box, but you won't be able to power it up with a battery quite yet.

If you go to Salon du Lezard and use the hedge trimmers on Atticus and Everett, you'll go beard cutting and get an achievement for it ("Cut Content").

If you head to Prune Headquarters, there will be some balloons you can take as well as a line of people forming on the right side of the area. It's probably for the new PiPhone. If you go inside, you can ask Kyle and Finley about Nari - and how to work here - and you'll find out that you'll have to already work at Prune to meet her and that they're looking for interns...and that the intern contracts aren't just left lying around.

If you head back to the nightclub and click on the barred window at the police station, you'll be able to talk to Tuck again. Ask them about how they sneaks back in there, and they will tell you about the secret tunnels underneath New Lost Wages. They will then give you a mirror with instructions printed on it.

Dick will now be outside of the Salon du Lezard at this point in the game.

If you head to the gym, you can use the Gym Membership Card on Phteven to enter the gym. Phteven will also give you some protein powder. Also, there will now be a portrait of the dog from earlier with a black armband around it, meaning that the dog has committed suicide. I have no words.

In the gym, you'll meet Diana - one of your matches - and Lance. There is a table with white wash cream, and you'll be able to take the cream. If you have the strawberry penis, show it to Lance to complete part of the mission to get Lance to come to terms with his sexuality.

If you talk to Diana, you'll find out that Diana is the fitness trainer who runs the studio, and that she does not date weaklings. She tells you to prove your fitness by making the Punching Back of Self-Mutilation +1 - the punching bag next to her - swing. If you click on it, Larry finds out he's got some work to do.

By continuing to talk to Diana, you'll find out that her fitness watch has gotten her in shape, but at the same time, it has dictated her life.

At the Leisure Suite, you'll see the prototype of Bea Thuse's new sex toy, and Bea will ask you to take it out and try it to give her some feedback. The toy will now be in your inventory.

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 7 of 14

Now that we've helped out Lemma and Erin and our Timber score is high enough, it's time for some hot sexy fun time!

So we need the Shroud of Urine to get the guitar, we need the Poolaroid camera to get the Shroud of Urine, and we need the Sleaze Wars figurine to get the Poolaroid camera. But how do we get the Sleaze Wars figurine when we don't have a way to make an easy thousand?

If you've talked to Waltraud at the pawn shop, she will mention that the sealed Sleaze Wars figurine is full of 1970s air. This is your only (vague?) clue that you're suppose to take the air out, exposing the figurine to the elements and forcing it to drop in price. To pop it, you have to throw a dart at it. Waltraud won't notice what you're doing, but she will notice the opening in the sealed packaging and will be forced to drop the price to a dollar. From here, you can use the dollar you've found in the bathroom at Lefty's Bar to buy the figurine. You know what to do from here: head to Prune Headquarters and give Kyle and Finley the figurine so you can take the Poolaroid, give the Poolaroid to Everett and Atticus at Salon du Lezard to take the Shroud of Urine, give the Shroud to Cébé for the guitar, and finally hand the guitar off to Lemma.

Interestingly, someone has broken out of the jail by the time you come back to Hell's Pawn with the Shroud of Urine.

When you hand the guitar off to Lemma, she will tell you she needs one more thing to make sure her show really rocks: artificial smoke. Thankfully, you've got the e-cigarette from Smokey Bear. If not, go get it. You'll get a Instacrap cutscene of Lemma in concert as well as the highest score on Timber from Lemma, then she'll invite you to Hell's Pawn for the afterparty. You'll also get an achievement ("Lemma").

At this point, you'll have 26 points - enough to enter Hell's Pawn - then you'll get a cutscene at the skyloft of Prune Headquarters where BJ and Faith notice that Larry is doing well on Timber and try to make sure he never gets near the new PiPhone again, as he confused the new AI. You'll also get new suggestions on Timber.

Now that you have the necessary amount of points, you can now enter Hell's Pawn. You'll meet Dick Ryder here, but you'll also meet someone else: Anu Singh. Go through the dialogue options, and you'll notice that she is waiting on BJ for some reason.

Lemma will be at the VIP entrance, but you'll need a ticket to the VIP area to follow her in. To the right is Becky and Lance. Talk with Lance, and go through the dialogue options. When you tell him about Dick, Lance is surprised that he is here. Becky seems more concerned about herself, and when you mention that you and Dick are heading to the darkroom, Lance admits he went out on a date with Becky just to make Dick think he was doing okay without him. Becky decides to look for another guy, and ditches the ticket to the VIP room on the table. At this point, it becomes apparent to Larry that Lance is gay.

Take the VIP ticket off the table, then use it on the ticket scanner near the fire gate. You'll go down into the dark room. Save your game in a separate slot once you go down here, as you'll be getting several achievements and Instacrap videos from this part of the game.

Talk to Lemma. It doesn't matter which options you choose, as the results will be the same. From here, click on the chainmail bra on the demon statue near the darkroom entrance. Pi will give Larry information on how to remove a bra via telekinesis, and Larry will be able to take it and put it in the inventory.

From here, talk to Erin. Go through the dialogue options, and when Erin mentions that she barely knows anybody in the nightclub when asked about going to the darkroom, tell her you would like to introduce her to Lemma. Erin says she would like to get to know her a little more personally.

When Erin and Lemma finally meet, pick the "..." option when it is Larry's turn to speak. Erin and Lemma will continue talking, and you'll get an achievement for it ("Bechdel Test Passed"). Afterwards, you'll be able to join them in the darkroom. If you haven't saved in a separate slot yet, do it now.

Once you're in the darkroom, hold the Space Bar to figure out where you can click to interact with things. There will be only two things to interact with: "Moist Hole" and "Floppy Mass." Poke around inside with the floppy mass before "sticking little Larry in it," then stick Larry's tongue and finger in the moist hole.  Call something into it once you've done both, then you'll hear everyone else.

There will be three things to click on at this point: "Heaving Mass of Flesh," "Strangely Smelling Object," and "Hairy Thing." Interact with them all. You'll hear everyone else.

There are some new things to interact with: "Membrane Opening" (which you'll want to stick your head in) and "Seething Pool" (which you'll want to stick your whole foot in). There is also a "Strangely Familiar Silhoutte," and if you interact with it, you'll meet Lefty outside of his bar. It turns out he is here to find fresh ingredients for his brewing experiments. You'll also get an achievement for this ("Lefty's Dark Secret").

From here, you'll hear Lemma, Erin and Dick. If you pick "Lemma and Erin?," you'll get the "Going For The Girls" achievement. If you go for "Dick?," you'll get the "I Prefer Dick" achievement. Regardless of who you choose, the police will show up and arrest Larry after making a reference to Larry Lovage (Larry's nephew from Magna Cum Laude and Box Office Bust). There are two very similar Instacrap videos here, and the one you get depends on who you pick, with the only difference being what Larry does at the end of the video.

You'll end up in jail, with Anu Singh being outside of the cell. She is your public defender, and when Larry asks what he is being charged with, answer with "It was dark and I was drinking!" every single time. (This is the last option on every dialogue option.) You'll get an achievement for it ("Dark And Drunk!"). Anu will leave, and you'll meet a drag queen named Tuck. By going through the dialogue option, you'll find out that your PiPhone is on the safe and is yet to be processed, but you won't be able to reach it. Your entire inventory will also be gone, and the notebook will be back on the lower-right corner of the screen.

Click on the light beam, and you'll be able to look outside of the prison. There will be a whistle on the ground. Take it. Back in the cell, take the plunger next to the vanity mirror, the string of lights and the perfume bottle on the shelf. Tuck will let you have the perfume.

There is an ink pad on the desk near the cell walls, but you won't be able to do anything with it...yet. You also won't be able to do anything with the Lady Gag poster (a reference to Lady Gaga, obviously).

From here, ask Tuck how to get out. You'll find out that Tuck lives here on their own accord, and that he really wants a cavity search from the officer in the jail. The officer will open up the peephole on the door and tell Larry and Tuck to shut up or else he will go in there, and Tuck gets the idea of doing something really loud that will make him angry. Use the whistle you just found on the door, and Larry will use the whistle. Tell the officer that Tuck insists on a cavity search, and the officer will refuse and walk away. From here, talk to Tuck and choose "Then I'll search you." Tuck and Larry will do their thing off-camera while the officer is weirded out, then the camera will be back on Larry. You'll hae a new item: a cucumber. Combine the cucumber, the string of lights and the plunger and use it on the PiPhone on the safe, and Pi will call Dick Ryder. Regardless of which option you choose from here, Dick will bail you out.

Outside of the jail, Dick will apologize for not being over Lance, but Larry will be cool about it regardless of which dialogue option you choose. Afterwards, Dick will update your Timber profile picture before telling you that Lance is the guy for him, even though Lance has been trying to avoid him. Larry says he will help if Dick gives him the highest score on Timber, which Dick agrees to.

Dick mentions that Lance has a problem with publicly acknowledging his sexuality and their relationship, feeling it would put him at a disadvantage and make people think less of him, and asks Larry to help Lance open up. You'll get new suggestions of Timber, then you'll be able to explore New Lost Wages again...after finding out that your inventory has changed. You will now have a Gym Customer Card in your inventory, allowing you to go further into the gym on the New Lost Wages strip.

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 6 of 14

Well, we're getting a little bit closer to getting Lemma's guitar back, but we've still got some work to do.

With Dick Ryder now at Pier 69 instead of the Leisure Suit, head back to where Dick was standing. There will be a second hand dildo section. Click on it, and Larry will notice that something smells cheesy. You will find a very smelly dildo there, and Bea Thuse will tell you that you can have it, as nobody will want to buy it. You can also take the sign with you, as well.

Give the second-hand sign to Waltraud at the pawn shop. Trade it for the photo panorama, then go see Dick at the pier and hand him the panorama. Dick will get the shoot started, and you'll get an Instacrap cutscene where Larry gets his picture taken only to get the same picture as his first one. Dick will apply some filters to make it look much better, then mentions that he has one small condition before he gives you the photo: he wants a little dance with you in the darkroom at Hell's Pawn. You'll get a few points on Timber as well as a new achievement ("Dick"). You'll also get new Timber suggestions.

Head back to Hell's Pawn and use the cheese dildo on the rat. The rat will approach it and smell it, then go back to the can. To catch it, you'll have to do a little more. Combine the cheese dildo with the condom, then use it on the rat. That still won't be enough, as you'll need something to hold the condom open. Combine it with the cardboard roll you got from Becky and the rat will jump into the condom.

At this point, the game will give you a prompt reading "We highly recommend to refund the game at this point." Pick "Refund!" and you'll get an achievement for it ("I Tried To Refund This Game And All I Got Was This Lousy Achievement")

Now that you have the rat, you can open the hatch cover on the back of the slot machine at the funfair with the quarter, then place the rat inside. The rat will chew on the cords, and when you mention the guitar to him again, he will mention that he needs a drink before he can face Cébé. Head to Lefty's Bar and ask Lefty for the strongest alcoholic drink he has. All you'll get is a virgin cocktail that all the hipsters these days want. Larry will take it. Use the disinfectant wipes on the alcohol to combine them, then give the cocktail to Stix LaBeum. He'll drink the cocktail, then he will meet you at Hell's Pawn. Head back there, and Cébé will not only mention that Stix has confessed to everything, but that he cannot even play the guitar. Cébé will then give you the guitar, but only if you can get him something that has to do with Queef so he can recoup his investment.

You can take the flowers on the bush near Cébé.

If you try to enter Hell's Pawn after getting to know Cébé, he will tell you that you can only enter if your Timber score is above 25.

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 5 of 14

Once again, we're figuring stuff out, and this time around, Larry gets lucky with women...in a way.

Stix LaBeum will be at the slot machine at the fair. You can talk to him and go through all the dialogue options, and he will tell you that Lemma Tallica won't let him be who he is and that he refuses to play at the Salon du Lezard because they only serve smoothies and because he doesn't want to contribute to the "capitalist pig system." If only you could mess with the slot machine...

You can use the gold tooth on the coin embossing machine to press it into a coin.

The pawn shop sells two things: a cardboard panorama of a romantic sunset at Pier 69 as well as a Sleaze War figurine of the slave princess with a removable gold bikini that has never been taken out of the packaging. Waltraud, the cashier at the counter, will tell you that she will let the panorama go for an extraordinary second-hand object, but you don't have that quite yet.

To the left of the pawn shop is a conspiracy theory flier as well as a corn dog on the floor that you can pick up. If you hang a poster where the flyer is, you can take the flyer. As for the corn dog, you can just click on it. If you read the flyer, you'll see something about e-cigarettes controlling people's brain waves, and if you give it to Smokey Bear, you can exchange it for the e-peace pipe, but you'll have to give him a substitute. This is where the Camel Toe cigarettes come in. Give them to Smokey Bear, and you'll get the e-peace pipe.

Nearby still is a chess board. You can take the bishop, which is called a "plug like chess piece" by the game.

There is a wooden wedding alter to the left of the pawn shop as well. You can take the ring, even though it has a very sharp faux diamond.

There is a high striker at the far right, but you won't be able to play with it yet, especially when the puck is stuck.

Back at the bathroom at Larry's Bar, you can use the gold doubloon you just created as well as the corn dog. Of the three choices, pick "Szechuan Sauce." There will now be Szechuan sauce on the corn dog.

If you use the fake ring on the record in the jukebox at Larry's Bar, you'll be able to break the glass and take the record with Lefty's blessing. Back at the Salon du Lezard, you can use the record on the gramophone once you point the gramophone horn at the book under glass, then play the record to break the glass and take the rare book.

Also at the Salon du Lezard, talk to Lemmy again and Larry will tell her the bad news about Stix. Lemma will mention that not only does she not have a drummer, but that her guitar has been stolen and she cannot play the concert without it. Larry will agree to help Lemma find her guitar. From here, you can open the guitar case near the door and find a book of matches. The matches are from a nightclub called Hell's Pawn, which will be added to the Unter app.

At Hell's Pawn, there is a police station as well as the nightclub itself. You can hang a poster on the police station wall, and this is the last place where you can hang a poster. Here are all the possible poster locations:

• Salon du Lezard, next to the door leading out
• Outside Lefty's Bar
• Inside Lefty's Bar
• The poster wall next to the right dome at the Prune Headquarters entrance
• The moist wall in Lefty's bathroom (use the darts to hold it up)
• The Leisure Suite counter (tell Bea Thuse it is an ad for a new sex toy at the dialogue prompt)
• Outside the gym at the strip
• Inside the gym, between the door and the counter
• The trash cans at Lefty's Bar (not an actual hang-up spot; use it to get the "Lazybones" achievement)
• The back room at Lefty's Bar (not an actual hang-up spot; use it to uncover the now-dead pimp from the first game and get the gold tooth)
• The left side of the pawn shop at the fairgrounds where the conspiracy flyers is.
• The police station wall near Hell's Pawn

The bouncer of the club is Cébé. He won't let you get inside the club; however. he will tell you to tell him if you find someone who can find a fresh show act for the club. You can mention Erin from this point, and Cebe will ask you to bring him something that shows off Erin's talents as a camgirl.

If you click on the guitar, he will tell you that he got the guitar from Bea Thuse, the Leisure Suite proprietor, and tells you to ask her about it if you see her. 

To the right, there is a drain pipe you can pick up. There is also a live rat near one of the flaming barrels, but you won't be able to interact with the rat yet.

With the drain pipe in hand, head back to Lefty's. There will be a drone trying to record what Erin is doing. From here, enter the back room. Replace the gunked-up looking pipe with the drain pipe piece you just found near the nightclub, From here, go to the brewing vat, pull the lever, twist the valve then pull the lever again. Go back to the bar and Larry will tell Lefty about the brewery being fixed. Lefty will then mention he has to change the recipe for Barbarian Brew, and hands you the recipe with a list of things you need to get for him to improve it. Lefty also lets you use the brewery while it is out of operation. This will prove useful later.

If you look at the recipe, you'll find out that Lefty wants three things: something to enhance the beer's taste and aroma, something that turns the bear high octane and something that is completely natural with a vitalizing effect. You already have one item that is natural with a vitalizing effect: the maca from the Salon du Lezard. Hand that to Lefty.

Head back to Erin's room and take the hedge clippers. Use them on the drone. After that, talk to Erin about the nightclub. She won't be able to leave for the club and she doesn't know how to record herself on something other than a web camera, but the camera you just cut down will do if you can grab it. Just leave the bar and look in the trash can near Lefty's Bar.

While you're there, hand the rare book to Erin. She will recognize is as "The Cunning Linguist" by Montgomery Clithero, one of her favorite books.

Head back to the Hell's Pawn nightclub and give Cébé the camera. Cébé will be impressed with Erin, but says that just getting naked is not enough for the clientele and that he needs something with flair and intelligence and offer an extraordinary element in her show to earn a permanent spot in the VIP lounge. This is where the book came in, so go talk to Erin again and talk about the spot at the nightclub again. Mention that the nightclub thinks she is awesome, then go through two of the dialogue options that come afterwards. Erin realizes she can combine stripping and reading from her favorite books, and thanks you by not only giving you a private show, but also the highest possible score on Tinder! Enjoy the cutscene and your new achievement ("Erin")!

Afterwards, Erin will tell you that she will see you at Hell's Pawn. You'll then have more Timber points, then you'll get a cutscene at the skyloft at Prune Headquarters. BJ and Faith try to figure out how the PiPhone prototype left Prune HQ, then focus on the upcoming product presentation. The story will then go back to Larry. You'll then have new matches on Timber, so check those out for fun.

Go back to the Salon du Lezard and tell Lemma that you've hung up all the posters; that way, you can get that part of dating Lemma out of the way.

Head back to the Leisure Suite and talk to Bea Thuse about the guitar. She will tell you that a lady pawnbroker had an urgent need to buy some delicate lingerie, and all she had to trade was the guitar. Also, talk to Dick while you're there, and mention that Pier 69 symbolizes passion. Dick will mention that the golden hour will be here soon, but Pier 69 hold some sad memories for him. When Larry asks why, Dick mentions that they might as well head over there right now, but then he finds out his old flame is there on the Timber app. Regardless of which dialogue option you pick, you won't be able to get a better photo for your Timber profile until that person leaves.

If you go to Prune Headquarters and ask Kyle and Finley about the Poolaroid, they will mention the Slave Princess figurine with the removable gold bikini and tell you that they will trade a Poolaroid for that.

Head back to Pier 69. There will be a pigeon there now. Combine the gluten free bread with the Barbarian Brew leftovers and give it to the pigeon, and it will fly away...but not before pooping in Becky's drink and forcing her to leave along with Lance. Enjoy your cutscene and your new achievement ("It Wasn't Me"). You'll talk with Lance afterwards. He then says that he is up for Szechuan Sauce, especially a certain flavor that was available when he was a kid. Give him the corn dog with the Szechuan sauce, and as he enjoys it, he vaguely hints that he is gay before leaving to head to the gym.

Dick will show up and thank you for helping get rid of his old flame, but regretfully tells you that the golden hour has passed. Larry asks if they can fake it for the photo, and Dick asks Larry to lets him know if he spontaneously finds a sunset somewhere in his pants. This is where the cardboard panorama at the pawn shop comes in...but how to get it?

Head back to the pawn shop. You will now be able to ask about the guitar. Waltraud will tell you that Stix tried to pawn it, but was unsuccessful. Talk to Stix at the slot machine and tell him to confess. He confesses and tells you that he needed the money to blow on gambling, and as long as he keeps winning money, he is not budging from the slot machine. 

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 4 of 14

Well, we've opened up a little bit of the game...time to solve some puzzles!

Back at Lefty's Bar, use the gum on the stray dog to put the gum on the bone the dog is chewing on and moisten up. To get the gum back, give the chew toy to the dog. You'll exchange it for the bone, which is now rainbow colored and sticky thanks to the now-moistened gum.

If you combine the bone with the now-extended rope, you'll create a makeshift fishing rod. From here, use it on the drain. You'll find a key inside. This key is used to open the jewelry box in Erin's room. Inside is a packing slip for Erin's package at the Leisure Suite.

If you haven't already, talk to Atticus and Everett at the counter at the Salon du Lezard. If you ask for a beer, you won't get one, but you'll be able to ask about the menu. If you ask for the gluten-free bread, you'll get some automatically. If you ask for a latte, you won't be able to get one because it is too expensive and because the soy milk used to make the latte has expired. Larry will get the expired soy milk from doing this.

Also at the Salon du Lezard, talk to Lemma Tallica again about the drummer and go through all the dialogue options concerning him. Lemma will tell you to talk to Atticus and Everett about the drummer, whose name is Stix LaBeum. Do that, and go through all the dialogue options concerning Stix. You'll find out he has a gray beard, wears a leather jacket, that he smokes, and that he had a huge fight with Lemma.

After you find out about the fight, you'll be able to talk to Lemma about it. Lemma will tell you that Stix thinks Lemma is selling her soul by performing at the Salon du Lezard and that Stix would rather hang out somewhere seedy where he can drink and gamble his life away.

When you leave the Salon du Lezard, click on the ashtray. You'll be able to take the pack of Camel Toe cigarettes, something you weren't able to do before.

At the Leisure Suit, give the packing slip to Bea Thuse. She won't be able to read the handwriting, so give her the lens from the VR goggles, then the packing slip. She will be able to read it now, and give you Erin's package as well as a pair of rubber gloves.

With these two items in hand, head back to Lefty's Bar. Talk to Lefty and ask if any drummer has been at the bar. After talking to Everett, Atticus and Lemma and going through all the dialogue options as well as grabbing the Camel Toe cigarettes from the Salon du Lezard ashtray, you'll be able to get all the dialogue options. Larry will tell you about Stix after you mention the alcohol and gambling issues. He will tell you that Stix is at Pier 69, and you'll unlock that location for the Unter app.

While you're still at Lefty's, Use the rubber gloves on the jukebox plug to reset the router without electrocuting yourself. You'll reset the Wi-Fi and Erin will be able to perform again, but she will tell you about the package at the Leisure Suite. She won't be able to get it because she can't get to the packing slip in her jewelry box, and she has lost the key to it. She was sure that she had the key when she left the bar. Thankfully, we just did all that, so you can give her the package...but then she tells you she never intended to be a camgirl, and that she moved to New Lost Wages to hit the big stage and become a real stripper. You'll have to help her with that, as well.

Head to Pier 69, indicated by the carousel on the Unter map. There is a poster wall where you can hang a poster for Lemma's concert. There is a fairgrounds area that you can go, and while there is a ship nearby, you won't be able to do anything with the porthole to get inside. There is also some flotsam near the ship, but you won't be able to do anything with it...yet.

There is a porthole. You'll be able to talk to Becky, who accuses Larry of putting something in her drink and trying to attack her. The guy next to her will tell you to stay away from Becky, and his name is Lance. You'll be able to talk to him and get to know him. He is a fitness trainer who works in the gym on the strip, and that Becky is just simply dating him.

At the fairgrounds, you'll meet Stix LaBeum as well as a man of Native American descent named Smokey Bear who is smoking an electronic peace pipe. He likes the pipe, and he will not give it to you as he needs it, the e-cigarette is all natural and he has never heard of them being harmful in any way. By continuing to talk to him, you will learn that he owns the oldest casino in New Los Wages, and he will say it is only a rumor that everyone loses simply because it was built on an old Native American cemetery. 

The Gaming Corner plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry! - Part 3 of 14

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Using the scroll wheel on the computer mouse that has one (yours does have one, right?) allows you to pull up the inventory straight away. Also, holding the Space Bar on the keyboard will cause pink map markers to show up on anything that you can interact with, anyone you can talk to and anywhere you can go in a given area. (Interestingly, the lo-res poster in Lefty's Bar has its own red, 8-bit style icon for this.)

Speaking of interesting mouse and keyboard commands, hold Control and press B on your keyboard to enter Boss Mode. For those of you born before the 1990s, Boss Mode was a way of hiding the fact that you were playing a game when you should have been working with a nifty keyboard shortcut, which would usually turn the screen black but would also mask the program to look like something else that was vaguely work-related (like a line graph or bar graph). If you've never done it before, do it and do it now: you'll get an achievement for it ("NSFW").

Interestingly, you can combine the shoelace with the gum, but you have to do a little extra before you can do that. The gum needs to be more moist, and the string needs to be longer. Hmmm....

When you have the soft toilet paper for Kyle or the trash bag for Finley and you happen to have both items, you'll give the other item to the respective person automatically. As promised, Finley and Kyle will help Larry set up his Timber account. You can choose between a few nicknames at the start, as well as your Timber tagline, but the rest of the dialogue options will give you the same outcome regardless of which option you pick. Once you get done, you'll be able to access the Timber app on the PiPhone and check out your new matches on Timber. Pi, the AI on the PiPhone, will tell you when you have new matches as you progress through the game's story, so be sure to check them out. Click the X if you don't like them, and click the heart if you do.

From here, leave Prune. You'll find out you have some new matches. Head to Larry's Bar. You'll meet a rabid dog outside.

At Lefty's Bar, you can interact with the record in the jukebox, but you'll need to find a way to cut the glass.

Now that you have Timber and you have new matches - one of them being Erin - you can go into the back room, go up the stairs, knock on the door and tell Erin that the both of you have matched on Timber. She'll let you into the spare bedroom. (You won't be able to enter the room before this point.) Erin and Larry will get to know each other (and you'll get a reference to "Ken sent me" from the first game), then Erin will ask you if you are an Internet technician before asking you to help get the Wi-Fi in Lefty's Bar back up and running so Erin can get back on the Internet. By talking to Erin, you'll find out that Erin is not only going for a literary major in college, but that she is a camgirl and that she does shows on the Internet. Erin will also tell you that the Wi-Fi router is somewhere in the bar and that Lefty should know what it is, and once you get the Internet up and running again, Erin will do a special show for you. 

For now, grab the condom off the bed. Clicking on the gum, the wrecking ball and the phallic strawberry in the strawberry bush will give you some funny lines and dirty jokes. You can take the hedge clippers, but you won't be able to leave the room with them or do anything with them...yet. If you use the hedge clippers on the strawberry penis, you'll get another funny line out of Larry.

Head back to the bar and talk to Lefty, and ask him where the Internet is. He will ask if the router is causing trouble again, then you'll get a set of dialogue options. If you've looked at the jukebox and paid attention to it, you'll figure out that the jukebox doubles as an Internet router that also does Wi-Fi. Once you pick that, you'll figure out what you need to do (and get a joke from Pi about having to install numerous critical updates to the PiPhone). It's simple: unplugging the jukebox and plugging it back in. There's just one problem: the wire is exposed, and we've already shocked ourselves touching it, so we'll have to take an extra step to insulate ourselves.

If you've clicked on the jukebox at any point in the game so far, Lefty will tell you not to play the song as the song will shatter a glass eye. Remember that for later...

Now that you have matches on Timber, you now have a new place to go to on the Unter app: the strip. There are a few places you can go to, and on the far left is Salon du Lezard. You can take a vegan licorice roll for free, and you can combine that with the shoelace to create a longer rope.

There is a glass cabinet in the cage, but you won't be able to open yet. There is a turntable next to it, and you can move the gramophone horn, but you won't be able to do much else with the turntable.

There is a maca plant that you can take on the far left. You can take it, but you won't be able to take the cloth on the wall near it. This is the Shroud of Urine, which is a sheet Freddy Quicksilver, the lead singer of Queef, was buried in. (This is obviously a pair of references to Freddy Mercury and Queen, respectively.) You will be able to trade it in for a Poolaroid - the instant camera you've seen at Prune Headquarters - but you'll have to work to get it.

You'll be able to talk to a few people. First off is Lemma Tallica, who you've seen on the Timber app. You'll find out she likes having a good time after every performance and only uses Timber to get people to come to her concerts. You'll be able to spend some time with her after the gig, but you'll have to do two things for her: hang up posters around town and find her drummer, who has not shown up for soundcheck after heading to a bear on the beach. Larry will only be able to hang posters up...for now.

There are some places where you can hang the posters right now:

• Salon du Lezard, next to the door leading out
• Outside Lefty's Bar
• Inside Lefty's Bar
• The poster wall next to the right dome at the Prune Headquarters entrance
• The moist wall in Lefty's bathroom (use the darts to hold it up)
• The trash cans at Lefty's Bar (not an actual hang-up spot; use it to get the "Lazybones" achievement)
• The back room at Lefty's Bar (not an actual hang-up spot; use it to uncover the now-dead pimp from the first game and get the gold tooth)

If you hang a poster on the trash cans outside of Lefty's Bar, you'll get an achievement ("Lazybones").

If you hang a poster on the back room wall , you'll uncover the pimp from the first game, who is now dead and in skeletal form after being walled-in. You can take his gold tooth.

The moist wall in Lefty's bathroom can be used for poster hanging, but you'll need to use the darts after putting the poster up to ensure it stays up.

The Leisure Suit at the strip is a sex shop. You'll meet Dick Ryder - who you've matched with on Timber - who will get your attention when you go in. Dick is ready to mingle with Larry, though Larry isn't aware of this at first. Dick Ryder wants to help you out by doing a photo shoot to give you a better photo for your Timber profile. You'll need to find a place to take some photos at first.

At the top of the shelf to the right of the doors leading back to the strip is a white dildo wearing a Where's Waldo?/Where's Wally? hat. If you click on it, you'll get an achievement ("Found Him!").

There is a Horny-Corn 4000 on the far right, and while you'll be able to take the head, you won't be able to leave with it...yet.

At the counter is Bea Thuse, the proprietor of the Leisure Suite...and she's hilarious. Be sure to talk to her, even though you won't have a lot of dialogue options. 

You can put up a poster on the counter of the Leisure Suite, but Bea Thuse will stop you before you can do it. If you tell her it is an advertisement for a new sex toy, however, she'll let you put it up. From here, you can get some more dialogue options. Ask her if she has a really great sex machine in stock, and she will tell you about a jackhammer she once used as a sex toy but has since been worn down.

If you go to the back room, Bea Thuse will stop you again. At the dialogue prompt, pick the second option ("I bet back there is where all the really kinky perverted stuff happens!"). Bea Thuse will try to wave you off, but Pi will reveal that another store is in the back. You'll be able to go in and find out that she has run a QuikiMart on the side for years to keep the Leisure Suite from shutting down.

You won't be able to take anything from the PrunePal section of the store...yet. For now, you can interact with the slushee machine that is directly behind Larry when you enter and get a slushee, but if you leave it in your inventory for too long, it will melt and you will have to get another one. There is a way to counter this, however: combining it with the thermos in your inventory to keep it cool indefinitely.

To the right of the Leisure Suit is the gym. You won't be able to do much, but you can talk to and interact with a few items. You can take the chew toy away from the cute dog (the cute dog will cry afterwards), open the first aid kit to get some disinfecting wipes, and put a poster on teh wall between the door and the counter.

You can also talk to Ptheven, the guy at the gym counter, but you won't be able to do much.

You won't be able to take the bowling ball yet, and you also won't be able to go further into the gym until a little later in the game.