DeceasedCrab plays Takeshi no Chousenjou aka Takeshi's Challenge - Part 3 of 5

Now that all that hi-jinx is out of the way, let's go to the South Pacific and do things for no reason whatsoever.

Also, if I were to either write a whole blog series drunk or do a non-existent game, it'd probably look like this.

Joy Joy Street

Go all the way to the right and go up.

Airport Entrance

Go all the way to the right and enter New Narita International Airport.

Air Port

Go right until the plane flies. Since you've done everything you need to do, the plane won't explode in mid-flight and cause an automatic game over.

Air Port

Go right until you exit again. You'll be in the South Pacific with new clothing.

South Pacific

Go right and to the bank. Enter.

Bank

Press Up at the woman at the desk and choose Exchange. Leave.

South Pacific

The next building to the right is the hotel. Enter.

Ho-Tel

Go to the desk and choose Deluxe. Leave after you stay the night.

South Pacific

Next building to the right is Miyage. Enter.

Souvenir

Go up to the woman at the desk and buy the Poetry.

South Pacific

Skip the Casino and go to Equipment. Enter.

Equ-Ipment

Buy the Canteen. Leave, re-enter, and buy the Gun. Now go to your Inventory, choose "Weapon" and press a button to attack with a gun. You now have the gun equipped. Leave.

South Pacific

Go right to the Resort Center. Enter.

Resort

Press Up at the woman at the desk and choose Hang Gliding.

Hang Gliding

If you touch a gust of wind, you can go up. If you touch a bird, you die. Thankfully, you can shoot the birds, but you can still die in one hit. If you miss with a bullet, you have to wait for it to go all the way across the screen before you can shoot again.

You can't go up unless you hit a gust of wind, so be careful.

After you make it past the second island, you'll start seeing UFOs. After the third, you'll see both UFOs and birds.

When you make it to the fourth island, land on the very left side of it. You'll enter the island. If you go past it, you'll reach the Red Country, plunge into the mountains and die.

Village

Go to the right and destroy everyone, because they all want you dead.

Enter the fourth hut.

Native House

Choose "Where Is The Treasure?" When the guy in the house puts you in the pot, play the shamisen. He'll let you go and tell you to see the hermit who lives on this island. Leave.