Wednesday, June 25, 2014

DeceasedCrab plays Panic Restaurant - Part 2 of 5

We go into the kitchen only to find out that whatever is in this restaurant isn't what The Rock is cooking. But we already knew that, didn't we?

Stage 3 - Salad


Grab the dish shortly after the beginning of the stage. You'll be able to get a lot more range and hit enemies from afar...unless you get hit, anyway.

We now have sentient egg yolks running around. The enemies are just gonna weirder and more food-related from here.

After the first door, you'll come across a giant pot that's even bigger than you. Jump on the bubbles to get to the other side.

You'll then meet a teacup snail. It will switch between the ceiling and the floor every few seconds as it ambles back and forth. Wait for it to switch before hitting it if you still have the dishes, otherwise smack it when it gets close.

The chef's hat gives you an extra life.

Watch out as you move between the conveyor belts, as you'll be on what look like oven ranges that shoot out flames. The flames travel in logical patterns, so it's easier than you think to continue through this. Afterwards, wait for the pot lid to reach the pot so you can ride the lid as an elevator.

The toasters shoot two pieces of toast at you every couple of seconds. Thankfully, the toasters don't move around, making them a snap to defeat.

The ladder that takes some work to get to (just jump to the higher road and reach the ladder from there) takes you to another mini-game. In this one, you'll have to catch the eggs with your frying pan and avoid the bombs. This can be a little hectic, as there can be three birds on-screen at one time and the eggs/bombs can come out of them at any time.

The boss here is a giant wok. As it runs back and forth, shrimp fall from the ceiling. When it catches five shrimps, it will shoot a bunch of shrimp around the screen, then jump to the lower half of the screen and do it again before returning to the upper half. Follow it around and whack it, and avoid having it run into you.

Stage 4 - Fish


We go to the patio only to witness more fiery destruction. What else is new.

The shishkebabs dive towards you in an attempt to make you...well...a shishkebab. The chairs jump up and down in an attempt to poke you right in the keister.

Then we go up to the roof of the restaurant and find out that even the clouds have something against us, shooting lightning bolts downwards like the chandeliers in Stage 2. Holy crap, it's like a food-themed version of Wally Bear and the No Gang, except there's no drugs (or drug education) involved and everything still wants us dead.

Also, the spikes look like butter knives. BUTTER KNIVES ARE NOT SHARP, JAPAN.


The ladder that goes into the sky is another Take The Egg mini-game. Fun.

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