The craptacular adventure continues!
The special attacks are called "magic." YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME
Once again, you do the gym minigame again. It seems to count as Wave 3, since the next stage is...
Beat the Shavers (Wave 4)
Yes, fake Michael Jackson decides to send street punks and fat guys in suspenders of the most ridiculous, generic sort. Pebbles looks like a prostitute, while Tiny looks like the most common mental image of a carny. Pebbles would look like she has a legit mohawk if it weren't for the fact that YOU CAN SEE HER BLOND HAIR UNDERNEATH WHAT IS OBVIOUSLY A SEEMINGLY PAINTED-ON MOHAWK. Atari was slipping at this point.
I love how the game lets you pick up random people who are just standing there. In the first stage, you could do it with the hobo; now you can do it with people you meet on the subway.
You'll eventually get on a subway and fight even more of the same two enemies, then you'll face Boris, who looks like a Russian strongman. When you beat him, you'll be able to play as him for the rest of the game.
Then you do the gym thing again. Fun.
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