The Angry Video Game Nerd plays Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

This is probably the only video game I've ever seen him rip open and actually cover how to beat in its entirety at the same time.

Notice I said in its entirety.

After the introduction where you get to see Jane's boobs as well as the worst title montage you will probably ever see in your life (which you can freaking skip, thank god), you finally start this horrible game.

6:18 - Ummmmm...Chrono Trigger?!?

"Scores." Yes, that's right. "Scores." It's like the people who made this didn't know what "points" are. Gimme a break!

Anyway, it doesn't matter who makes the first move, but don't let the meeting wait. (It should be noted that the ending always assumes he made the first move.) Either way it goes for the first or second decision screen, Jane will have to wait to see John and go to a job meeting.

From here, have the hairball take advantage of the situation. You'll get the whole "Take your damn clothes off scene," then you'll get another decision scene. Obviously, you should have Jane reject the proposal (unless you want to see Jane get almost nekkid, then return to the decision screen again).

At this point, Thresher (the guy interviewing Jane) will chase after Jane. Have John heroically chase after Jane. Don't have him distract Thresher unless you want to see him turn John gay (which apparently was the most evil thing in the world to do, thank you, 1990s).

After watching the worst chase montage in existance (and there's a lot of worsts here), Thresher will try to pay Jane for sex. After this long proposal is not over, have Jane reject the power. (That's actually what is says on the decision screen.) Jane will go with John while Thresher gets stuck with some old lady.

And for the love of God, choose the Hollywood ending unless you want something really fucking weird.