Saturday, January 25, 2014

DeceasedCrab plays Yo! Noid - Part 1 of 6

Wild creatures led by Mr. Green are invading New York City! The Noid has to stop them by participating in pizza-eating contests with...other Noids.

Wait, what?

Level 1


Your super yo-yo has limited range, so be ready to take down an enemy on short notice. Also, one hit and you're dead.

Whenever you collect a scroll, you'll be able to power up a "magic" attack that destroys all enemies on screen. To use it, hold Down and press B. Thankfully, if you have enough, you'll have some magic power left over.
Whenever you see a big scroll, you can either grab it to refill your magic or open it up with the yo-yo to get whatever magical spell it contains.

The "II" and "III" are power-ups that let you get the upper hand in pizza-eating contests, so save them for when you need them. The "!" with the red border is the red pepper, while the "!" with no border is the black pepper. These keep your opponent from eating pizzas for one turn in the pizza eating contests. I don't even.

Be sure to throw your yo-yo around wherever you can, as you can trigger some bonus items if you use it in the right spots.
 

Boss Battle: Pink Noid


The main aim of the pizza battles is to eat more pizzas than your opponent. To do that, you must win the difference. For example, if your opponent draws a 2 and you draw a 3, you'll win the difference by 1 pizza, which you'll claim.

If you both use the same number, nobody eats a pizza.

Whenever you claim a pizza, you'll fill up a slot in the number of pizzas you must eat, which is signified by the dots on your corner of the screen. When you fill all yours up before your opponent does, you win!

The boss (or as the game calls them, the "area champion") always goes before you do, and their card is randomly chosen. You have 16 cards, plus 4 extra slots for the "II", the "III", the pepper and the red pepper (if you have them).

If you opponent draws a high number, like a 5 or 6, use the pepper or red pepper. They won't be able to use eat pizzas for that turn. If they draw a low number like a 1 or 2, use the "II" or "III" to multiply that on your end and make the difference you win by much bigger.

When you beat a level, you'll get a time bonus.

If you can somehow shut out a boss and keep him from eating any pizzas at all, you'll gain a continue for your perfect victory.

Level 2


Oh, lord. It's the ice skating rink level. And there's ice on every single platform.

Wait for all the rocks to hit the ground and crumbled before continuing. Thankfully, you won't be waiting forever, just for two or three to appear.

The stationary ice platforms break away as you stand on them, so you have only a few seconds to make your next move.

If you find the hidden area, you'll be bashing moles with a hammer. Don't hit the blue guy or the moles, and hit everyone else. When you get the white meter past the red triangle at the bottom of the screen, you've beaten it. For that, you'll get a continue, which you'll definitely need! (You can also get continues if you get 20,000 points in a level, which is a pretty mean feat.)

You'll also skip the remainder of the level! Sweet!

Level 3


You won't have access to your yo-yo in this level, so you'll have to smack enemies in the head by jumping on them.

Despite the simple looking lay-out of the level, this one can be a tad difficult when you're trying to avoid stuff.

If you can go down a hill fast enough, the Noid will flash. While he's flashing, you'll be able to take enemies down by touching them. You'll need to do this for at least two of the jumps, or you're not going to make it.

Boss Battle: Yellow Noid


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