ScottishDuck17 plays Clockwork Knight - Part 2 of 8

Read on for jumping tea bags, trains, vacuum cleaners and a perfume bottle hosting a bonus game.

Betsy's Room

Level 3

The boss is some blue doll toddler carrying a giant top hat. When he picks up the hat and starts slowly ambling towards you, hit him with they key, then keep rapidly tapping B to do as much damage as possible until the hat has a mind of its own and covers him up. When it does this, move away before it covers the boss up to avoid taking any unnecessary damage. Avoid the hat as it hops around and pounds the ground, and then it's back to the beginning of the pattern.

When you do enough damage to him, the head pops out from the top of the hat and starts moving around the floor while the hat moves back and forth between the background and foreground in an attempt to squash you. Just stab the head three times and it's over.

Also, the "What?" sound when the head pops out is so unintentionally hilarious and Japanese that I nearly lost my shit. Strangely, I never found it funny in any way as a kid; instead, I just went with it. Is it any wonder that I'm completely nuts in real life?

Soltian Roulette

Bet coins and hope you pick the right box! Pay attention as you spin, and you'll be able to get extra coins and extra lives! If you get the clown head, you get nothing.

If you do win something, you can bet double or nothing and get double the rewards if you don't get the clown head.

The more coins you have, the better the prizes you can get.

Kevin's Room

Level 1

The tea bags jump around. They stand still long enough for you to stab them. (Also, why would a boy keep tea bags in his room? Explain this, Sega.)

Push the battery into the grey box (once again, they have the orange pushing man on them), then stand on the button to activate the crane. These will pick up the boxes of Hippo Cookies that block the pits, and you just might be able to find some hidden treasures in these pits if you bother to look. You'll also have to take a ride on the last cookie box. If you make a running jump on it, you'll find coins for the bonus game.

Also, if you manage to get the right letter at the goal, the music that plays is fucking awesome.

Level 2

You'll be taking the train. There are multiple trains and multiple routes, and if you know where you're going (or not), you can find the vacuum cleaner that acts as the secret exit to the next level. Just push the battery into the train, jump on the button on the top and go, go, go!