Yeah, let's get this blog entry started and *shits pants*
Jesus Christ, why have I never played this game?
Stage 4-A
This one's just really easy. You just keep going right, get a 1-Up, and then go down a pipe.
Love the Mode 7 effects here, by the way.
Stage 4-B
Get the iron ball here, you'll need it. You'll also get a health extension and a 1-Up here. They respawn if and when you die, so if you get a Game Over in this stage, you have only yourself to blame.
The boss here is really easy. He shoots five fireballs at a time, and after you hit him four times, he'll start moving around as he does it. Hit him four times with the iron ball in total and you're done.
Easiest stage ever.
Stage 5-A
This one is pretty simple-looking. It's basically in the ocean, so you'll be dealing with all of the stereotypical ocean enemies - fish, sea urchins, crabs and the like.
You'll eventually be going through a castle, entering doors and going through pipes. There's an iron ball near the end of the pipe maze. Use it to get rid of some of the enemies in the next room.
Despite a whale being on the sign at the end, you never see a whale in the next level. Weird.
Stage 5-B
There are several ways to get through this level. For the first section, you can go throught the water or over the clouds. The clouds are far easier, since the fish that leap up and down off the surface of the water make it easier to stay above the ocean.
The eels move up and down, but thankfully you can hit them with your regular attack.
The moving lines you'll see are the currents. See which direction they're moving so you can see which direction they'll take you.
Anyway, the boss here is a fat penguin. He just walks around and spits fish at you every few seconds. Once again, easy. All you have to do is just hit him, walk into him when he's flashing, and just keep pressing Y until he's dead.
Stage 6-A
You'll be seeing penguins everywhere. Some just run around, while others slide down slopes.
The pirate in the second room is naked. THE PIRATE IN THE SECOND ROOM IS NAKED.
HOW IN GOD'S NAME WAS THIS ALLOWED TO GO UNCENSORED?!? MY MIND IS BLOWN!
Anyway, there are penguins here that just move around and OH DEAR GOD THAT MAN IS RUNNING INTO A WALL IN HIS UNDERWEAR WHAT THE FUCK. Also, another naked pirate.
The ice blocks melt when you stand on them.
The seed allows you plant a seed on the ground and make a vine platform to reach areas that were once unreachable.
Stage 6-B
Well, this one is substantially less quirky.
The sky-blue blocks with the white trim melt when you stand on them.
Watch out when you get near the bomb enemies, as they will light up and run faster when you get too close in front of them. Also, you can see the fuse get shorter when it lights up.
There are enemies in parts of the level that have blue striped walls. You can tell they're there because of the light bouncing off of them. Fortunately, they just move around slowly and are easy to hit.
The boss here is a polar bear that floats around (I don't even comprehend how) and throws ice blocks. He'll stop floating every so often to run back and forth on one of the platforms, but he dies after six hits. Just don't fall into the pit below.
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