Hipoonios plays (and beats) Way of the Little Dragon on Amiga

Just when you thought Shaq Fu was bad...check this one out.

Really, it's so bad, there's no strategy to it at all. The hit detection is awkward and it's four fights repeated twice. Just get the correct distance and start flailing. That's it.

First Stage

Oh, lord. You and your opponent (here, it's a ninja) move like old men. You basically have to hit your opponent and hope it deals damage. Thankfully, it's easy to tell. Your foot has to hit their body spot on, you can't just have your limb go through them.

When you deplete your enemy's life bar, you enter the next stage.

Second Stage

Now you're beating down on an old man. Guess what? It's not that much different.

Third Stage

Now you're beating down on some random loser. May the lack of variety continue!

Fourth Stage

Your opponent here is some old man who needs to put on a shirt. Or something. I dunno.

Fifth Stage

It's the same as the first stage. I don't even.

Sixth Stage

The second stage. Again.

Seventh Stage

The third stage. Again. If you're actually watching at this point, you're either hardcore, a masochist, deranged or a combination of all three.

Eighth Stage

The fourth stage. Again.

Enjoy your one-screen ending...and typos!