Okay, okay, here's some real scenes.

The Trash Compactor. Six of the most interesting minutes in the trilogy.

Cantina Band #1

Cantina Band #2

The original theatrical trailer for Star Wars from 1977.

  The teaser trailer for Empire Strikes Back.

The original trailer for Return of the Jedi, back when "Return" was "Revenge."

A short scene from the oft-bootlegged, never officially released Return of the Ewok. Yeah, I feel the same way the audience would.

 It's a trap!

I would have had more, but the ones I had set up all that time ago are either unavailable or removed by FOX. Gawd, I hate FOX.

Star Wars: Episode V - First Battle between Luke and Vader

Here you go, guys...the first final battle between Luke and Vader from Episode V.

Star Wars Episode V Trailer

Here's the trailer for The Empire Strikes Back from 1979.

Unlike trailers we're all used to, this trailer relies entirely on artwork as well as photos of all the characters, including the as-of-yet-unseen Lando Calrissian.

Despite this, the trailer really gets its point across.