Wait, there's a bad ending?

Turns out, there's a bad ending to the game. I assume you have to lose on the final part of the final stage in order to get it or something.

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Here we are at the concert...but getting in isn't going to be easy!

GWAR Concert

Aside from the punk girls and the skateboard kids, you're also going to have to deal with security officers who jump from one side of the screen to the other and shoot lightning bolts at you with their tasers. You'll eventually be able to go through one of the turnstiles in the background and enter the next section.

Grab the toy guns as you avoid the skateboard kids and the angry burger flippers. There are also the Butt Fighter and Spaceroid machines if you want to play them one last time. Shoot down the security officers as they come out of the entryways in the background.

You'll eventually be behind the huge crowd of people enjoying the GWAR concert. There are two bats here, but if you've conserved your ammo from the last section, save the toy gun and use it against the enemies here. There will be a few falling objects near the end (a falling monitor and a falling lighting rig), but they're easily avoidable.

You'll finally be on stage. The explosions, when touched, turn into the guitarist from GWAR. Shoot down the security officers in this auto-scrolling section. When you meet the lead singer, you've reached the end of the game! Congrats!

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It's now time to head to the mall, and the cheekiness - pun somewhat intended - of the animated series is in full swing.

Turbo Mall 2000

Aside from the old ladies and dogs from the streets, you'll also be dealing with security guards and falling bags of groceries. If there's a grocery here, it's obviously not here in-game. Some of the falling bags will contain foods that will pop up out and refill some of your health if you can get them into your mouth.

Enter the pet store. You've obviously picked up the bat at the beginning of the stage, but you might want to give the other one to your other character for just in case. Stewart will give you a pizza you can eat if you can hit him. Also, don't let the snakes peeking out of the cages bite you.

You'll eventually come across the humongous fish tank and take a dive. It's about to become the worst dive in the world, as the tank is full of piranhas, jellyfish and other aquatic menaces that want you dead. There's also an extra life at the end of the tank.

When you exit the pet store, you'll be dealing with more snakes that are hanging out in the trees in the background. You'll also see even more enemies: chain-wielding punks and...Earl. Yep, Todd's gangster friend is back, too, and he throws baseballs at you. Use your leg throw to get over and behind him, then whack him repeatedly with the bat.

There are also some pay phones that you can check for coins. Be sure to do that, since you'll need them for the vending machines more than ever.

Take the elevator (and enjoy the brief elevator muzak), then continue on until you reach the pogo sticks. At this point, you'll have ditched the baseball bats for these things. Squish the ants with the pogo sticks by jumping onto them. They squish pretty well, so you'll know you did it right when that happens. They can damage you, though, so be careful. You'll eventually ditch the pogo sticks before taking another elevator ride up to the next floor. From there, grab the bat and enter the hallway in the background.

The next section is auto-scrolling, and has you pushing Beavis in a shopping cart as he shoots everyone with a super soaker. This is much like the hospital gurney parts from the last stage, but you'll also see falling grocery bags and falling plants. Be sure to jump over the plants that are on the floor, too. The worst of the obstacles is the green security guard that follows you from behind, so you'll have to avoid him as you trek towards the arcade.

You can play some of the games in the arcade. Butt Fighter is playable in either one-player or two-player mode, but Spaceroid is two-player only. Be sure to check the change machines and games for coins, and refill your health at the vending machines if you need to.

You'll be riding around on pogo sticks again. Avoid the security guards, then impale the ants. At the end, you'll ditch the pogo sticks one more time and face Billy Bob. This time, you'll have the bats with you as soon as you start the next section.

Also, I thought Beavis and Butt-Head mooning us when searching vending machines was stupid. When they land on the ground with the pogo sticks, they start sagging again. Even better, you can see the side of Beavis's ass. How did this get past Nintendo?

Billy Bob will keep butt-slamming the ground, causing pots to fall from the top of the screen, and he will also swing the huge sausage in his hand at you. Seriously, it's a real sausage you can buy at the supermarket. I'm not sure if it's a giant kielbasa or anything, but I wish I was making this stuff up or making a phallic reference. Just avoid him and the falling objects as you keep on whacking him, and you should be fine.

Angry Video Game Nerd - Beavis and Butt-Head

The Nerd is at it again. Besides the Super Nintendo version, he starts off with the Sega Genesis version, which is a little more complex than the Super Nintendo version but not by much. I remember when the first video game magazines I ever read contained walkthroughs of these games...

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Oh, the damage you'll cause a hospital, just to be cool. I'm also under the believe that everyone in Highland hates these two guys.

Highland Hospital

Enter the door to your left at the start, and check the pay phones to find a nice treasure trove of coins. You'll also be able to get two fire extinguishers as well as an extra life, which is indicated by Butt-Head's head around a yellow, comic-book-like "POW!" bubble.

Use the fire extinguishers to take care of the doctors, who will walk towards you and hit you with a wooden mallet with no clear explanation as to why. Also, some doctors will push hospital gurneys at you from the double doors in the background. Be sure to jump over the buckets, too.

Enter the elevator at the end to enter the second section. Here, you'll be pushing Beavis on a gurney, who has a spray bottle full of plasma (or something like it) that you can squirt at the enemies. You can get more ammo by grabbing the bags that swing back and forth on the IV drip stands. The X-Ray machines you'll pass through are there just for humor. 

The next section has you jumping from the top of one set of lights to the other. Don't stay in one spot too long, or you'll be ripped to shreds by the surgeons below and lose some of your energy.

In the fourth section, jump over the buckets as you slide to the right on the wet floors, and take out the plumbers when you see them. Duck under them if they swing their plungers at you.

After entering the elevator at the end, you'll have another gurney-pushing section. This time around, you'll have to avoid Todd, who is now coming after you on a wheelchair to swing a wrench at your head, seeing as that you broke both of his ankles from the boss fight at the high school.

The boss here is some angry nurse who tries to attack you by leaping towards you and smacking you with the side of her ass. You'll be able to grab a baseball bat with a boxing glove before the match, so use that and keep your distance.

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"I wish every day was this cool. Huh huh huh."

Streets of Highland

Along with the skateboard kids from the last stage, you'll also have to deal with old ladies and dogs.

Let both Beavis and Butt-Head pick up a bat, so one of your characters don't go unarmed. If the old ladies swing their canes at you, keep ducking until they go away. If they're pushing a shopping cart, whack the shopping cart with the bat to get them to run off. As for the dogs, whack them as soon as they run at you.

If you see any stray shopping carts rolling towards you, hit them with the bat as well. As for the birds, duck down so they don't divebomb you, and avoid their poop. Yeah, even the birds want you dead. Did somebody pee in everything's corn flakes today, much less everyone's?

When you're near a fence, keep an ear open for the dog barking. It won't be much further after where you hear it that a dog will bust out of the fence and come at you, so be ready to bash it with the bat when it appears.

You'll be on the grass about halfway through. If you see any rakes on the ground (as opposed to the background), jump over them so you don't get whacked by the handles.

The game will make you ditch the bats before you enter the second section, where you're jumping from one clothesline to another while avoiding both pit bulls and poodles. As long as the character you're controlling isn't the one falling down, you should be good. If you're on two-player mode, that actually shouldn't be much of a problem. Just keep in mind that you're both sharing an energy meter.

Once you're over that fence, you'll be able to roam the streets again with a baseball bat in each character's hands. Get the bat, and be ready to take out toddlers on tricycles and manhole covers. You'll also be jumping over geysers of water again. Just remember that the water after the first geyser makes you slide to the right a little bit when you land on it.

The fourth section is the same as the second section, except you'll be able to whack the dogs with the bat this time around...and the birds! Yep, those birds finally got what was coming to them after they pooped on us!

The fifth section is back to the neighborhood grind, but we have to fight Mr. Anderson. You'll ditch the bats in favor of apples. Pick up the apples that don't disappear when they come out of his land on the ground. Another easy battle.

WowImPregnant plays Beavis and Butt-Head for Super Nintendo - Part 1 of 5

Beavis and Butthead are not role models. They're not even human. They're cartoons.

Some of the things they do would cause a real person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, possibly deported.

To put it another way: don't try this at home.

There were several versions of this game, and despite the plot, they were all pretty different from one another. This one covers the Super Nintendo version.

Beavis and Butt-Head find out that GWAR is coming to Highland! Of course, being the addled numbskulls that they are, they decide to do "cool" things and photograph proof of it as a way of getting in free. Will it work? Let's find out.

Highland High School

Pick up the toy gun by walking up to it and pressing Down on the Control Pad. You'll get the gun as well as fifteen balls' worth of ammo. From there, you should be able to shoot at enemies such as the kids on the skateboards as well as Todd, the guy with the long blonde hair and sunglasses. Avoid the basketballs that come out of the lockers he kicks open. You can also use the leg throw (A button) to send the character you're not playing as to launch him towards Todd and hit him, ending his reign of terror temporarily. You'll seem him more through the stage, though.

Be sure to check the vending machines and pay phones in the school with Up on the Control Pad. You may just luck out and find something, especially if you use both characters.

Speaking of which, if you press Down near the can of soda, you can refill a little bit of your health. Food usually replaces a small amount of health, so don't get hit too much.

If you press L (or Y, if you don't have any weapons), Beavis and Butt-Head will...well...be Beavis and Butt-Head. If they're both near each other, one will slap the other.

Some of the lockers will come down before you walk into them, so stop in your tracks when that happens. You can then walk over the lockers.

For the second section, you'll be in the cafeteria. Pick up the bat with the character you haven't used yet, and use it take out the students throwing food at you. The fat ones just take one hit, while others take multiple hits to get rid of. If you hit Daria, you'll be able to get some pizza that refills your health. Catch it by using the Up button so it lands in your character's mouth. Avoid the burger patties being thrown by the lunch workers at the lunch counters. Hit Up when you reach the double doors.

For the third section, you'll be using the gun again. You'll also get a new enemies: Principal McVickar. Whenever you see him, the skateboard kids or Todd, shoot at them with the gun.

The fourth section is the gymnasium. Beavis will be on top of Butt-Head with the bat with the boxing glove in his hands, swinging at whatever comes their way. You'll be like this the whole section. Not only can you whack people and basketballs with the bat, you'll also be able to fight Todd, who is sitting on top of Earl with a wrench in his hand. Whenever you see him, hit him with the bat or by sending a basketball at them with the bat. You'll still have to deal with the skateboard kids, but if you've been knocking the basketballs forward with the bat, they aren't a problem.

Remember, in case you can't hit a basketball in time, you can hold Up to block them so they won't hit you in the head.

The fifth section is the gym locker room. Use the leg-throw to get past the guys snapping the towels at you (or hit them in the legs with the bat and run past with the X Button), as well as the gym showers pouring hot water down. You can turn the showers off with the switch at the other end. Just press Up when near them to activate them.

Mr. Buzzcut also shows up as an enemy, and if he grabs you, he'll shake you up and down like a dusty floor rug. (He wasn't this violent in the show. C'mon, game.) Go through the door, search the phone with Beavis to get a quarter, then head through the second door. Stewart will give you a piece of pizza if you need it.

Watch out for the exploding segments of the pipes in the background, as they can damage you when they explode. Use the leg throw to get past the toilets, which contain either alligators that snap at you or geysers that will damage you.

You'll soon be running around with Beavis on your shoulders after entering the next door. Once again, this is just like the fourth section, and this time you'll actually have to fight Todd and Earl. Just like before, smack the basketballs at them with your bat. If there aren't any onscreen, time your swings so they hit these guys when they come towards you in an attempt to hit you with the monkey wrench. This battle shouldn't take long.

Couch Fishing

After every level, you'll be able to go couch fishing. Move the hook so you catch the food and refill your health as the clock at the bottom counts down. Don't catch old people or the dog or else your couch fishing game will prematurely end.