The intro really IS like this.

Look at Hugo moonwalk in place and get down with his bad self!

takarifreak plays Hugo's House of Horrors - Part 3 of 3

This was even quicker.

The ending, already?

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Underground Map

Now that you're past the mummy, it's time to take a boat ride. Plug the hole in the boat with the rubber bung and get in, then cut the rope with the penknife. Then, push the boat. When you make it to the other side, you'll be asked a series of questions. They're pretty easy.

What was the name of the hero in "The Hobbit"? Bilbo

Where did Aslan live? (Hint: Not in a wardrobe) Narnia

Who invented Count Dracula? Bram Stoker

What should you do with a pan-galactic gargle blaster? C. Drink it (You can just type the letter C. Also, this is a reference to The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.)

What's the name of the only mammal that can't fly that can fly? Man

What was the name of Roy Rogers' dog? Bullet

Did you register this shareware? Yes

From there, you'll meet a large man blocking your path. Give him your treasure, and you'll give him a single coin. He'll get out of your way. Go north, and you'll rescue Penelope and beat the game.

Yeah, it's that short, it's that easy to both beat and get all the points in, and it's all made by one person. Still worth making a guide for, since you could be stuck on those questions forever. Eh, whatever.

takarifreak plays Hugo's House of Horrors - Part 2 of 3

Well, this was quick.

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Underground Map

From the kitchen, going north takes you outside to the path to the shed. The combination is 333, so enter that when the game asks for it and then take the oilcan.

Go back to the kitchen. If you go east from here, you'll be eaten by the dog. To avoid this, throw the chop at the dog before he can reach you. You'll toss it to the corner of the room, and the dog will follow it. Move the rug to find a trapdoor, and use the oilcan on the bolts. This will allow you to open the trapdoor. This will take you to a dungeon, and if you look in the door you'll see Penelope.

Notice the two large stones to the left of the door. Go inbetween them to enter another room. This is the underground segment. Blow the whistle to keep the vampire bats from biting you and ultimately killing you.

To get past the mummy, you'll have to move around so that the mummy will get stuck on the rocks. Take the treasure, then enter the opening in the mummy's crypt.

takarifreak plays Hugo's House of Horrors - Part 1 of 3

Oh, hey...an adventure game that's not from Sierra.

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The plot is dead simple: get in the house, free Penelope and get out.

To get inside the house, pick up the pumpkin, then drop it. You'll get a key that unlocks the front door. Take it.

Once you're in, you'll see some guy walk into the door on the right to the second floor. Take the candle off the table. Look in the hole in the side of the stairwell to find a penknife and a whistle. Take them. DO NOT BLOW THE WHISTLE. YOU WILL DIE.

The first room upstairs is a bedroom. Open the closet door and take the mask. The second room is the bathroom. Note the "333" written on the mirror. The third room has that guy that we just saw walking around. When you enter this room, the radiation will cause you to drop the mask. He'll ask you to get in the box so he and Igor can do the experiment. Igor will press the wrong button and you'll be half your usual size. Use this as an opportunity to get behind the glass door and take the rubber bung off the table behind it. From there, tell Igor to press the red button. He'll press the yellow one. You'll be dizzy. Go back in and tell Igor to press the yellow one. He'll press the green one, and you'll be partly invisible (I guess). Tell him to press the green button after you go back in and he'll press the blue button. You'll be your normal self again. Leave the door and pick your mask back up.

Put the mask on, then go downstairs and enter the door on the right. You'll end up in a dinner party where all the guests are monsters. When the butler asks you if you care for a chop, type in "Yes." Be careful not to press Enter immediately after he asks you the question. You'll get a pork chop.

The room north of the one you just came in here takes you to the kitchen.