OH NO. I RUINED MY BRAIN.
Niko Niko Ginza
Enter Dick's Pachinko.
Pachinko
If you're playing this on something other than the Famicom, hold Down and press A to get Takeshi to say "Hello." With that in mind, sit down at a pachinko machine and buy 100 balls for 100 yen. Just launch all the balls. You'll lose. Some punks will show up. Beat them all up and you'll get 5000 balls. (You're supposed to scream at the pachinko machine when you lose all of your balls in order to get the punk teenagers to show up in the first place. Christ, this game is fucked up.)
Go up to the desk and get the Shamisen. Leave.
Niko Niko Ginza
Leave this area, then head back to Joy Joy Street.
Joy Joy Street
Go back to Azemichi Karaoke and enter.
Azemichi Karaoke
Have two drinks of liquor, then refuse the third drink. When it asks if you want to sing karaoke, say yes. Go up to the microphone, choose Ballad, then choose Rain of Tears. If you pressed Down+A on the second controller, you won't have to speak into the microphone to get through this. Instead, you'll just have to press A periodically. You can do it to the beat of the song if you want to, but If you do well enough, they'll ask for an encore. Do the encore. Repeat the same song. Do one more encore. Repeat the same song. Brawl. Beat up all the people. An old man will give you the treasure map. When it asks what you want to do with it, soak it in water. Then, don't touch the controller for five minutes. I kid you not, you actually have to do this. After five minutes, you have to shout "Come out" into the microphone, but if you've done Down+A, you'll get the treasure map after pressing a button.
Ticket
Blessing
Breeze
4Beach
Drop Sky
Wet Sage
Benefact
Hit Peak
What the heck is this supposed to mean?
Anyway, after this, beat up the old man. You have to do this or else you'll get a Game Over at the very end. Leave.
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